DoorNumberFour
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The Ascension of Saint Rainer by DoorNumberFour
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men
25 May 2025
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After the Genoshan genocide, Magneto begins resurrecting the dead—not through miracles, but by cloning minds. In the shadow of this new Eden, Kurt Wagner returns to Xavier’s with a secret - he’s broken his priestly vows to be with Ororo. She carries their child, though she isn’t sure she wants one, and Kurt can’t shake the feeling he’s lost something else—something sacred—without ever knowing what it was.
Haunted by dreams, hunted by guilt, and hexed by a jealous and heart-broken Wanda Maximoff, Kurt is forced to confront the darker parts of himself: the Neyaphem blood, the instincts he’s tried to sanctify, and the children he fathered unknowingly. Meanwhile, the child he does know—their son, Rainer—is coming into the world with powers that will test Kurt's faith entirely.
Smuthounds, this destined to be 200K word longfic is lots of porn with lots of plot.
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A pensive priest and a gracious goddess have a lot of sex and conceive the electrifying mutant messiah.
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Duel on the Roof: Deadpool vs. Nightcrawler by DoorNumberFour
Fandoms: X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
29 Apr 2025
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In wake of announcing news to family on New Years Eve, and facing his emerging Neyaphem identity, Kurt finds himself in more turmoil than he can admit. Logan takes him off Ororo's hands, but our elf is good and drunk, a little too honest, and craving some combat to blow of steam. Deadpool cameos in this swashbuckling showdown with Nightcrawler on the roof! There will be blood (and unsolicited attention to someone's groin).
This work stands alone, but is also chapter 25 of my overall work, The Ascension of Saint Rainer, which details Kurt and Ororo's affair.
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Love Spring, Kurt by DoorNumberFour
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024)
03 Apr 2025
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After a surprise sleepover to cheer up Kurt, Jubilee and Rogue fall asleep on the floor, and Kurt joins Kitty in his bed. The tension between them has been growing for some time now, and things heat up. Kurt and Kitty both appreciate seasons and shades of grey.
This story is also chapter 34 of my long fic, The Ascention of Saint Rainer, which follows Kurt and Ororo's affair in its entirety. I'm posting it alone because of its exclusive Kurtty content. It still reads as its own story, but you'll be able to tell there is a larger plot going on.
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The Epilogue of Saint Rainer by DoorNumberFour
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024)
21 Mar 2025
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“Well,” Hank said, “you’re the son of Azazel.”
“He’s the sire and I’m the offspring. I’m not his son.”
“Fine--but be that as it may, you see these?” Hank gestured to a splay of dots scattered across the world map on the screen. “Those are your siblings--all of them. They share your sire.”
“The scathing Lothario.”
Hank looked at the linoleum, hands plunged in the pockets of his white coat. “You…well,” he paused, “what you told me about--what happened the other morning with you and Ororo...”
Kurt eyed him.
“Your anatomy, and those tendencies, Kurt---it’s all Neyaphem.”
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Nearly three years after the accidental conception of their son, and much to the surprise and elation of Kurt, Ororo asks him for another baby. Never having intentionally tried to procure a family before, Kurt's Neyaphem instinct to breed and unique anatomy are triggered for the "first time."
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The Young Lord of Limbo by DoorNumberFour
Fandoms: X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
10 Mar 2025
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Under a spiteful hex placed on him by a jealous Scarlet Witch, Kurt is transported to Limbo after trying to assassinate Ororo. The hex brings Kurt's most recessed fears, insecurities, and instincts to the surface - one such instinct being the intense drive to do what Neyaphem to best: make more Neyaphem. Azazel wants Jimaine Szardos, who resides in Limbo, to reverse the hex so that Kurt's unborn spawn with Ororo may live, as Kurt has not produced a progeny in the way Azazel expected of him, and every offspring counts, but not before he produces an heir with Jimaine to one day rule over the realm.
This is an excerpt from chapter 31 of my long fic, The Ascention of Saint Rainer, which details Kurt and Ororo's affair in its entirety. This is not all of chapter 31, but this scene has enough unique kinks to stand as its own work.
PS: Kurt is technically under a spell in this work, so in a circle of thought this scene involves rape/lack of consent. He is certainly not his sweet, kind, cavalier self. There is also mention of abortion. Taken as is though, Kurt is more than willing to do the deed and Jimaine is more than willing to receive him.
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- English
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- 2,657
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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Unexpected relations by GingerFromNorth
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
09 Jan 2025
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After having faked his death, Azazel, the red devil-looking mutant, has been working for the Soviet military in a top-secret unit. Years go by as he teaches young mutants to become living weapons like himself.
When things go badly wrong, he meets someone from his past. But she isn't alone.
A fanfic about family reunions dedicated especially to the Azazel, Mystique, and Nightcrawler family, but includes Magneto's family as a subplot.
Set in after the events of X-Men: Apocalypse
(Alternative title, The Red Devil saga)
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- English
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- 212,329
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- 66/66
- Comments:
- 185
- Kudos:
- 263
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Bookmarked by DoorNumberFour
09 Mar 2025
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On The Other Side (Through The Last Door) by MauveIdiot
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse)
05 Nov 2025
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Kurt is dead and in heaven when the Last Door appears for him, and when it opens he finds himself in the shop of Wanda Maximoff, who insists that it isn't her who brought him back from the dead. His arrival back in the world of the living sparks something between the two, but they both know that there is something more going on, some reason why Kurt is back, and they intend to find out.
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How To Bang An X-Man by Laughing_Screaming
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
14 Mar 2020
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On a boring Friday night at the mansion, X-Women Jean, Jubilee, and Ororo try to answer the eternal question: What's a girl got to do to get laid around here?
Set about two years after Apocalypse, this story follows the X-Men through the adventures of love, sex, dating, Drive-Ins, hangovers, robots, Sex Ed, saving all mutant-kind, and maybe cooking a pizza. Focuses primarily on Ororo/Kurt, but all couples get their time in the spotlight, and there's also a lot of platonic palling around among the X-Men. A variety of eventual romance/sex/smut will ensue.
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- Part 2 of Mutant School Confidential
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The Experiment by MauveIdiot
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), Wolverine and the X-Men (Cartoon), X-Men Evolution (Cartoon)
15 Nov 2024
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Kurt gets captured and tortured by a lab that dissects and experiments on mutants. It is his every nightmare. Whump + Hurt/Comfort.
Bookmarked by DoorNumberFour
15 Jan 2025
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Kurt counts all of the people that care for him, and finds himself having to add another to the list.
Bookmarked by DoorNumberFour
07 Jan 2025