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Ineffable Shop of Horrors by Dromio_Impostter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
12 Aug 2024
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On the 21st day of the month of October,
In an early year of a decade not too long before our own
The human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence
And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do
In the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places.AU Human crossover with Good Omens and Little Shop of Horrors.
**Now completed and fully posted for your alien plant / dentist in leather enjoyment **
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So Lay Your Head on Me by eternalngk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2025
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Not all of those who Fell survived the million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulphur.
Those who did, were lucky. Injured demons tended to decay within the first seven days, leaving horrific permanent mutations in their bodies like gaping jaws and extra limbs, but most of the injured could not survive.Crowley was among the injured.
It became his secret which stuck with him for hundreds of years until Eden. He's the only lucky one, for he has an angel to help him through the worst moments.Bookmarked by Dromio_Impostter
23 Jul 2024
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Am I crazy that I loooove cliffhangers like this? Can't wait to see where it goes.
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"Honestly.” Aziraphale huffed at him. “What’s gotten into you? Anathema and her young man are going to be here before long.”
Crowley shook himself. “Right. Right... I’ll just hang these up then, shall I?”
“If you’d be so kind.” Aziraphale bustled off, leaving Crowley staring at the mistletoe in his hand.
...his hand, which was growing numb.
“Uh... angel?”
“Yes, dearest?”
“Was mistletoe ever used to ward off evil?”
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06 Jun 2025
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let go of a prayer for you (just a sweet word) by azfell_co
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2025
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“Angel, you’re hemorrhaging.” The words come to him through treacle, almost indistinguishable from the pounding in his ears.
A sharp wail cuts through his disoriented haze. Aziraphale’s gaze drifts towards the Moses basket, the motion sending his vision spinning precariously. Gentle fingers on his chin pull his head forwards again.
“You’re bleeding out. Do you understand?”
or, The birth of their first child doesn't go to plan. Crowley struggles to pick up the pieces.
Bookmarked by Dromio_Impostter
04 Jun 2025
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The Culinary Preferences of Sirens, a preliminary review by lucky_spike for Kedreeva
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 May 2020
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Spinoff of the wonderful fic Siren's Song, by Kedreeva, here is just a goofy little fic I wrote in which the Siren's Song is becalmed, the Them and co. get bored, and Crowley tries some new foods.
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“And -” he pauses, looks to Warlock and gets an encouraging nod, and starts again, “And today we were thinking, well, what does it matter what he thinks? Everyone’s taste is different. Like I like tuna, and Pepper doesn’t.”
“Blech,” says Pepper, as a matter of emphasis.Wensley nods. “And, and then we were saying, actually, you know Crowley’s not even a human, and he eats barnacles,” Crowley nods, because yes, he does, he’s rather fond of them, actually, “so I wonder if he had to review the food what he would say?”
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30 May 2025
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Put away all I know for tonight by dragon_temeraire
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2019
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“I imagine it’s hard to get in the mood when someone might discorporate you at any moment,” Aziraphale muses. “Which means Hell must be absolutely full of sexual frustration.”
“One of the main elements of Hell’s atmosphere,” Crowley agrees.
(Or: Aziraphale discovers that Crowley has never had an orgasm, and decides to help out)
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29 May 2025