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    Deadpool's relentless, decades-long Spider-Man thirst has finally turned him into a good guy. He gets to work with the Avengers, he's gone to therapy (learned nothing, B-T-W), and he owns eleven properties in New York City alone. He's the best he's ever been post-Weapon X, while the Amazing Spider-Man can't even get back with his ex-wife, eat his vegetables, or wash his pillow case.

    Deadpool should be sad for Spider-Man, because they've been best friends since forever.

    But he's not.

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    29 May 2025

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    The first time Spider-Man encounters Deadpool, he is standing like a guard dog ready to atack, a sharp katana in his hands.

     

    The second time Spider-Man sees Deadpool, he is sipping a pink cocktail at his daughter's birthday party.

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    29 May 2025

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    Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

    His life has been dangerous for some time now. It came with the job. He’s fought villains, aliens, monsters, billionaires--all kinds of unspeakable evil--since the ripe age of fifteen.

    Now, with an amazing boyfriend, a decent job, and 10 years of experiences under his belt, he's beginning to think he has this life figured out.

    Until one day, someone breaks into his apartment…

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    03 Apr 2025

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    Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU

    To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.

    Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.

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    22 Mar 2025

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    Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.

    Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.

    Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.

    Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.

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    24 Feb 2025