Emperor_Will_Smile



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    …by Wei Ying

    “Let’s run away, beautiful!”

    *sneaks into a meeting only to fall asleep on the Emperor’s lap*

    *fails to seduce husband even while sleeping in the same bed*

    Wei Ying: *empty eyes*
    Wei Ying: “Husband doesn’t love me anymore!”
    Lan Zhan: has public sex with his wife

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Balanced on the precipice of the Endless Abyss, heartbroken as the man he once admired most levels a sword at him; Luo Binghe makes a decision. If I am going to hell I am taking you with me.

    Lock in a tight embrace they topple into the pit…

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    15 Aug 2025

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    It starts with a hand trailing up the back of his thighs. Jiang Cheng freezes momentarily, his body stilling as a well-worded insult rises to the tip of his tongue.

    Jiang Cheng is exhausted from a long day at work dealing with ridiculous clients, and he has no extra will to deal with thisーwhatever this might be.

    It's ridiculous to think that he, of all people, would run into a molester on a train, and a packed train, no less.

    "Hands off," Jiang Cheng hisses indignantly, twisting his body around in an attempt to glare at the other person. However, as if on cue, the train comes to a sudden stop, sending everyone stumbling into each other.

    The man behind him shoves his entire body weight forward, pushing against Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng finds his entire body lifted as a result, and he struggles to regain his balance as he stands on tiptoes, with his chest pressed up snugly against the glass window of the train.

    "You're really pretty," the man whispers, his hot breath fanning against the shell of Jiang Cheng's ear. His voice is akin to dulcet, soft and velvety, and strangely familiar.

    Jiang Cheng feels a shudder running down his back.

    "L-Lan Xichen…"

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    08 Aug 2025

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    “Shizun doesn’t need to talk if he doesn’t want. But this Binghe is begging. I’ve been so good. I haven’t even tried…but Shizun has been using other things to satisfy himself without this Binghe. Please, please let me see. I need to see what Shizun likes more than me.”

    “It’s not…” Shen Qingqiu choked on his own words. He was terrible at speaking so brazenly. If he could hide away and die again, he would, but Luo Binghe needed to hear his reassurance or he would most certainly drown in his own made-up despair. “It’s not that I don’t want Binghe. But…Binghe is very big and…and this one can’t accommodate. Yet. But I-I thought. If I practiced a little…”

     

    Or Shen Qingqiu tries using xianxia dildos to prepare himself for when he inevitably gets dicked down by Luo Binghe’s heavenly pillar. Except he forgets that Luo Binghe’s blood parasites can sense all changes in his body…

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    08 Aug 2025

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    Harry wants nothing more than to write his essay and pass N.E.W.T’s level potions.

    Tom wants nothing more than to have amazing, mind-blowing sex with his stubborn omega.

    One of them gets what they want.

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    For a porn with no plot, it's wild that it still takes 2k words to get to the sex…

    Sorry.

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    02 Aug 2025