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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Stan is driving away from Tijuana, away from Rico, while he's high off his ass on cocaine. And he crushes.

    Hey, who's... Who's that woman? The one with the Ankh necklace.

     

    (that's the best summary you're gonna get out of me rn, there's not much to say).

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    10 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Adam held up the chubby baby in his hands in front of the mirror and close to the side of his face to examine their features.

    The first was their skin; Adam had a rich tan with a few scars on his finely shaped muscles while the baby had a soft peach tone that was unblemished and clear. Then he looked at his finely sharp jaw with a stubble compared to the baby's round and rosy cheeks. Lastly, his shaggy brown hair and sharp brown eyes, compared to the blonde, highlighted locks and big violet eyes.

    “This is my kid?”

    Adam Kadmon was living a relatively good life in Acapulco, Mexico, as the irresponsible playboy until one of his past hook-ups dropped off their love child, a baby girl named Charlotte. With the responsibility of this child now in his hands, Adam must learn to overcome his fears if he is to accept his new role as a father.

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    08 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Stan's Past is slowly catching up to him.

    Its a good thing he has a new family looking out for him.

    Or, how Stans family had his back, and how it grew, with people new and old.

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    06 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Stan never made it out of the trunk. He receives judgement in the afterlife, and, on a technicality, ends up being sent to hell. But after pleading with the Axolotl, he's given another chance at life. Now Stan can apologize to his estranged brother and - wait, something about this isn't adding up. The Axolotl did more than revive Stan. What's that lizard playing at?

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    05 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    The apocalypse began in 1981.

    He finally found a sign that said 'Welcome to Gravity Falls.' Stan rolled past the sign with a postcard clutched in his hand.

    Suddenly the sky was barfing nightmares. In the distance, he could see a bunch of monster-things taking a joy ride in an open roof race car that had way to many modifications for any sane person to think it looked cool. In the drivers seat was a…a yellow triangle? He thought the triangle was holding a gold statue of something, but he couldn’t be sure what it was at this distance. There was also some kind of giant goblin, a lady covered in pink fire, a talking hectagon, a giant set of dentures, and a big grey loaf of bread with legs. Was that rave music coming from the floating pyramid?

    Ford, you absolute moron. What did you do?

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    04 Aug 2025