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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    “...Megatron really hurt you?”

    Starscream's vents exhaled forcefully at the small sound of Hashtag's voice. His pedes hit the ground as he stopped abruptly. He turned, whipping his head around to face her in opposition.

    He drew back up to full height, wings scraping the ceiling dubiously. “Yes. Of course he did.”

    “Oh.”

     

    --> AKA i rewrite some bits of the episode with starscream and hashtag bc i love them oh so very much and i feel as though the ep didnt hit the tonal beats i wanted.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    When the war for Cybertron inevitably reached Earth, the Autobots joined forces with the United States military.

    Cultural confusion ensues.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    23 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 96

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    "Thrusters: cut. Wings: down. Starscream invented, deeply, and engaged each individual biomechanical component within his gauntlets, metal clacking against metal softly, straining to hold himself upright. The precision of the act was just as important as remaining upright. The right timing, the right movement.
    He counted. The silent click-click within his frame was not dissimilar to a clock, ticking away the time he had left.
    Starscream collapsed, in a heap, and took in air. Continuing was a necessity. It was more than an exercise in the physical. It was a mental exercise, in maintaining the proper perspective. Starscream would never be helpless, never again, not even as a prisoner."

    This is my S2 rewrite, which will be a Decepticon-centric (with STSC as the protagonist) take on some of the earlier plot threads in the season, branching off to have it's own unique plotline and antagonist in the end. Starting directly from the season 1 finale, and going over *why* the Decepticons supposedly ran off and betrayed the Autobots

    Fic playlist + tumblr links:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4xhajmBVaH2378j67vkyyA?si=wW0aJjDJTlminv1leQQoWA
    https://www.tumblr.com/blog/radius-of-action

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    22 Jul 2025

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    Malfunctioning machinery reverts Starscream's frame into that of a sparkling's, and though his legs are short, his mind is still clear. He would turn himself back, if only a well-meaning Autobot patrol hadn't found him first.

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    20 Jul 2025