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I may be stupid



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    "I don’t know how to ask this gracefully but have you been engaging in any - ahem - intimate relations lately?”

    Prime stiffened, answering in an unusually strained tone. “You know the answer to that, Ratchet. I’m a vessel for the will of Primus, I don’t ‘engage in relations’.”

    “See, I do know that which is why I’m confused as to how I’m looking at a sparkling here.”

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    After millions of years, Megatron and Optimus Prime are finally forced to confront their messy, tangled relationship.

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    On a Cybertron of 13 Primes, the newest is Optimus Prime, the Prime of Knowledge. But with Sentinel Prime (holding the Matrix of Power) missing, the various Primes have become overzealous and disjointed in the ruling of the Cybertronian populace. On a quest to document this and reform the Primacy, Optimus stumbles upon a mech that seems pretty hellbent on untangling the Primal system and giving control of Cybertron to the masses.

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    “You, the Poet of Tarn; me, an archivist.” Optimus lets his head fall into his hand, something breathless and soft ghosting over his lips. “Can you imagine it, Megatron? You and I?”

     

    “What a couple of mechs they must have been,” Megatron says.

     

    “Indeed,” Optimus replies, voice death-soft and just as gentle. “And what an ending they must have had.”


    Aboard the Lost Light, Megatron is haunted.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    Haz visto un trabajo tan hermoso que te cambió la vida?

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    Megatronus learns that Orion Pax has been having erotic dreams about him via a poorly-disguised anonymous post in a dream interpretation forum.

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    17 Jun 2025

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /pos

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    Orion Pax knows there's a word for what Megatronus means to him. He just can't quite put his finger on what it is.

    Which is probably how he missed the moment where he asked Megatronus to marry him.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    I need to give this work ALL of the kudos.
    🤲❤️