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    Tony raises a brow at him in triumph, then sniffs and rubs the side of his nose. “Besides, think of it this way. Now you got a bullet-proof neck.”

    “Nobody would even shoot a sad-looking orphan bundled like a spring roll in Red Heart yarn,” Peter points out. “That’s just low.”

    “Excuse me, young buck, I resent the implication that I would let Red Heart come within an inch of your skin.”

    “You’re insufferable,” Peter says flatly. “I hate you.”

    “And just for that, I think this calls for those wool socks I was working on,” Tony says brightly.

    “No--no, wait--”

    “It’s time to learn that your consequences have actions, Parker--”

    “Wait, wait, I love your knitting, I think it’s super healthy and fulfilling and honestly the best thing that’s ever happened to you since you retired!” Peter hollers at the man’s figure as it retreats quickly down the hallway.
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    After Peter faints into hibernation because he can't thermoregulate, Tony isn't taking anymore chances. Out come the wool skeins and the knitting needles.

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    Peter laughed as MJ fiddled with the radio, Ned leaning forward.

    “MJ, you’re not going to find a different song from the same station within seconds of—“

    “Cool it, Leeds. Shotgun gets radio privileges.” Ned sighed, Peter putting his turn signal on as he switched lanes.

    The rain outside was quiet, steady in a way that would almost lull him to sleep.

    But Peter was antsy, almost feeling anxious with anticipation, as if he was doing something wrong even if it was just a surprise.

    IronDad Bingo: Major Character Death

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    08 Mar 2020

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    This is an archive of the mini-fics I've posted on tumblr, plus new drabbles and ficlets that I'll write in the future. Each chapter will be a separate fic and warnings/tags for individual stories will be in the notes. 90% Stony, occasional other pairings, which will be marked. It's marked complete because each chapter is an entire story, but sub for regular updates.

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    30 Nov 2019

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    "Hey I'm Spider-Man," the figure garbed in a red and blue costume says while snapping off a jaunty two fingered salute. "And this is," he trails off before looking pointedly to his left and gesturing grandly with his arms, which the camera follows, to reveal another figure sitting next to him. The figure meets his gaze and crosses his arms with a cocky smirk before addressing the camera.

    "You know who I am."

    Spider-Man huffs a frustrated breath through his nose and his arms drop into his lap, disappointed.

    Spider-Man turns to the camera and shrugs, "This is Tony Stank, and we're playing 'Never Have I Ever'."

    Tony snorts and deadpans, "Wow, that just gets funnier every time you make that joke. You're a riot."

    Without looking, Spider-Man raises a gloved hand and attempts to cover Tony's mouth and Tony bats him away, starting a small scuffle that is interrupted by the title card displaying, 'Iron Man and Spider-Man Play Never Have I Ever'.

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    18 Oct 2019

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    26 May 2019