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  1. Rec *

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    Originally, Gaara thought the plan - brought to him by a desperate and shaken Naruto on the last holding place of the world's few remaining shinobi - was both insane and impossible.
    No one ever accused Gaara of being sane, nor sensible, so he agreed anyway.
    He hadn't really expected it to work.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Naruto and Sakura have gone insane.

    Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Orochimaru makes an adjustment in his sales pitch to Sasuke in the Forest of Death and everything changes as a result.
    The Leaf is corrupt, Team Seven is disillusioned and Kakashi suddenly has to figure out how to keep three overpowered Genin safe on the run when the whole world wants to take a bite out of them.

    A couple of steps to the side may take the path an entirely new direction, a few words chosen differently and the story may have an entirely new ending, and a small band of underestimated and untethered ninja who choose each other above anything else may shift the whole world on its axis.

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    04 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 44

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    Madara's oldest sister was getting married, and he just knew that if he once more turned up single to a family gathering, especially a wedding, there would be no escaping the various relatives that were all too happy to play matchmaker. So, in his desperation, because he needed someone his family wouldn't recognize, he turned to Hashirama, hoping that he could help him out with a fake date to bring along.

    And Hashirama served up his brother, Tobirama, on a silver platter. How could Madara not end up making a mess of the plan?

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    22 Sep 2025

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    In which Sasuke's response to learning time-travel is possible is to try going back just that little bit further.

    And overshooting the runway.

    By a lot.

    The ancestors may be giving him hell, but at least he's got Naruto with him.

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    26 Aug 2025