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Orochimaru makes an adjustment in his sales pitch to Sasuke in the Forest of Death and everything changes as a result.
The Leaf is corrupt, Team Seven is disillusioned and Kakashi suddenly has to figure out how to keep three overpowered Genin safe on the run when the whole world wants to take a bite out of them.A couple of steps to the side may take the path an entirely new direction, a few words chosen differently and the story may have an entirely new ending, and a small band of underestimated and untethered ninja who choose each other above anything else may shift the whole world on its axis.
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It's a self insert fic. You know the drill.
Featuring a grumpy protagonist who wants mochi, clean socks, and to maintain possession of their life and eyeballs in that order, a troll-dad sensei who's genuinely trying to understand the pint sized weirdos he's been saddled with but isn't sure where to start, and two team mates who are honest to god twelve year olds who canonically didn't mature until after the handy dandy time skip.
Where, please, is the unsubscribe button, because I'd like to request a different afterlife.
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- Part 1 of Wisdom 'Verse
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Sasuke sat in rain, the clouds rumbled loudly overhead with lightning flashing in the distance. “You’re showing me an alternate lifetime.”
Yes.
“Why?”
Amaterasu lifted its head, made of black fire. It sighing loud and hot like tectonic plates moving, lava-spewing as the planet groaned. It said with a crackle of thunder: The lands tore themselves apart. Corpses rose and fought against the living. A man’s madness led to the destruction of the world, and the moon turned red in eternal sleep.
Amaterasu said as the flames lashed against its severed front limb. I can show you the end of the world.Look up, Amaterasu said, see the Eternal Tsukuyomi.
Sasuke gazed up at the moon, red with a perverse eye of constant spirals. He asked, with a fractured voice and shaking lungs, “what is that?”
The end of all things said the single purple eye. The reason I am here.Series
- Part 1 of Celestial Bodies and Anomalies
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“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Sakura screeched. The ground cracked ominously under her feet.
“Sakura-san, please,” Orochimaru chided. “Not every forbidden jutsu is my fault.”
[For the anonymous tumblr prompt: “postcanon orochimaru time travels to team seven's genin days. maybe postcanon sakura is there too, because they were in the middle of supervising a playdate or something. it's a very confusing experience for everyone else”]
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There was something fascinating about the world Satoya found himself in—plenty of fun to be had as a magical child soldier so long as he ignored the fact that a great war was coming and his very existence could create ripples that'd cause the end of the world as he knew it. Logically, all he had to do was not touch anything, and everything would turn out OK.
Easier said than done.