Haumeazzz
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oh em eff gee we're a goddamn fanfic trope by Haumeazzz, rottendami (Haumeazzz)
Fandoms: South Park
24 Jul 2025
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Goth Karen x Volleyball player Tricia yes yes
Except it's just crushing
Or is it?? Idk yet
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I guess this is ao3 so I hopefully won't hear "they're literally 6 years old ur weird" but this is just a wholesome little thing and newsflash, 6 year olds can crush on other 6 year olds
PLEASE PLEASE DON'T READ I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS EDITING IT
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- English
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- 442
- Chapters:
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Kevin explodes and fucking dies by Haumeazzz, rottendami (Haumeazzz)
Fandoms: Kevin Spencer (Cartoon)
22 Jul 2025
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I don't know what to tell you
This is a shitpost because I started writing something South Park related and can't finish it for some reason
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- 96
- Chapters:
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Pip and Pocket exchanging letters up until Pip's death
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Because it never specified when pocket died so therefore I'm taking pip from him
NOTE! All of these chapters will most likely be short
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Goin' down to South Park gonna- wait we don't belong here. by Haumeazzz
Fandoms: Max Design Pro (Web Series), South Park
30 Jan 2025
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Jimmy, Tyler, Duncan and Ollie/Billy have somehow got into the South Park universe, but only 4 dumb ass 10 year olds can help them sadly. (shhhh I know Kenny's 9)
This will never be finished but I'll keep it up because whatever
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- Chapters:
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This desperately needs a new name but I just finished it so therefore it doesn't get one by Haumeazzz
Fandoms: Max Design Pro (Web Series)
12 Nov 2024
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A babysitting job for Ollie turns into something more
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I call Cute Child "Corey" || also he's 5 in this and in kindergarten for the sake of the story specially because his age is kinda confusing considering in one he was a baby in a stroller and the other he could walk so uhhI also call waitress "Victoria"
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En un mundo donde las profecías se cumplen, mas de uno buscara llevar la contraria e ir por lo que les dicta su corazón, aunque esto signifique ir contra el mismo destino
*Dip*
*Damien X Pip X Estella *AU, Fantasia 😈 👑 😇
Bookmarked by Haumeazzz
27 Mar 2025
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A small meetup with a new friend! — Just a friendly chat wouldn’t hurt.
(Didn’t know what to put as thy summary)
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28 Jul 2024
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Gregory is in his junior year of highschool. He's a part of the student council, a part of the theater club, takes AP English, and is involved in the debate class. However, he is considered incredibly 'dorky' by his peers, with poor eyesight and a tendency to wear gloves at all times. He doesn't ever seem to be quiet about his passions, and while thats not a bad thing, it seems to get him bullied quite a bit.
However, one day he gets a message from the most important people in his life letting him know they're going to be coming to South Park for him. He believes they're merely visiting, but little does he know they're transferring schools.
There's a drastic shift in the school hierarchy and ecosystem due to the new arrivals, and certain individuals seem to take issue with it.
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22 Jun 2024
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it has been 3 years since Kyle has been coronated king of the elven kingdom, and he got arranged in a marriage with some girl he never even saw.
it has also been 3 years since Eric's been coronated as the Grand Wizard King of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, and he forced some girl to marry him.
(AGED UP! Kyle, Stan, Eric, etc. are 21!)
(This is my first fanfic so I'm still kinda bad at this, sorry)
Bookmarked by Haumeazzz
04 Jun 2024
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A timespan of a decade in the lives of Damien Thorn and Pip Pirrip, from becoming childhood friends and growing up together to eventually becoming more than friends.
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07 May 2024