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“You,” she murmured, “repulse me.”
He leaned his head against the wall and let out a bark of laughter before his eyes met hers with animosity.“One day,” he snarled maliciously, “I’m going to marry the hell out of you, Granger.”
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It's been 10 years since the war ended. After a self-imposed exile to his family's ancestral chateau in France, Draco Malfoy has successfully revitalized his family's French estate, including two vineyards, and become a wine tycoon in continental Europe. Ready to return to England, he is focused on bringing his wine business to the UK but finds that all of wizarding society is still terrified of his past. Finally heeding his parents' advice, he is open to finding a wife with a well-liked public image to soften his own.
Enter our Golden Girl, who has spent the last ten years heading up a nonprofit organization benefiting child survivors of the war. An initial success, it is now dangerously close to bankruptcy. Struggling to stay afloat and too stubborn to rely on anyone else, Hermione needs a miracle. She finds it in her most detested former classmate and Death Eater. -
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Would you rather live a life full of regret or remorse?
After the end of the War, Hogwarts established a new tradition: weekly vigils to foster unity and honor the fallen.
The student body... did not share the same reverence.
The teachers called them Remembrance Vigils.
The students called them Revels.Swathed in candlelight and surrounded by their drunken classmates, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, both haunted by the war and struggling to find connection, find themselves isolated from everyone else... except each other.
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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Too- to a Higher Degree than is Desirable, Permissible, or Possible; Excessively. by ReadstheRoom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2025
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Long, slim fingers, find the relentless punch in her chest, pressing back, soothing it.
“Breathe, love. Breathe, Hermione.”
Hermione. Has she ever heard this voice say her name? It’s like silk, like liquid metal encasing her in armor and demanding she relent.
“Fuck this. I am getting you out of here.”
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Minister for Magic, Hermione Granger, has a panic attack mid press conference. Only one person steps in to help.
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