HonionBumpkin
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Locked and loaded and fresh out of tears, Zoey walks over to the window. She rips off the blinds, unlatches the lock, and hops onto the fire escape.
Her Chuck Taylors touchdown against the platform and rattle the rickety stairwell. She looks out over the railing and grimaces at the overrun cityscape.
A cursory glance tells her all she needs to know. She’s never gonna make it out of here alive.
Distant screams, sirens, and a blood-red setting sun. Despair weighs her down, and she hasn’t even tried.
Zoey sinks slow to her knees, lets out a long, drawn-out, whimpering groan. Whatever, it doesn’t matter, she still isn’t going down without a fight.
Rise. One step, “Heat from fire…” Two steps, “Fire from heat…” Four, six, seven and nine, “You can do this.” A little bit closer to the ground, a little further down, just another few flights.
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A trans Zoey-centric series of vignettes following her and the gang through No Mercy.
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Trapped in the ruins of her hometown, bound to the Festival of Termina, and seriously out of options, Marina does something drastic in the name of survival. She begets a child of the Old Gods, hoping to gain the eventual protection of a Depraved Blue Demon. However, after discovering her fellow contestants have other plans than engaging in collective blood sport, she quickly finds out that raising a Demon baby is a lot more complicated than simple alchemy and incantations. Like way, way, WAY more complicated. And also maybe just a little fulfilling.
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“What a cool little club!” [Podfic] by HonionBumpkin
Fandoms: Fear & Hunger (Video Games)
26 Jul 2025
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On the afternoon of the second day, Marina finds a brief respite in the Prehevil Bop. The company isn't half bad, either.
(Headphones recommended.)
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Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Goodnight by HonionBumpkin
Fandoms: Fear & Hunger (Video Games)
04 Apr 2025
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A stroll through the Maiden woods - Reacquainted with Old Town - The city gates and the beggar
Fine dining with the Gentleman - The Bremen Officer in the basement - Hunkering down at the bookstore.Series
- Part 3 of Anthology of a Glass-Cannon
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Angst-ridden meatlovers loner twink Vs. Roman Catholic girlboss pussy queen.
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Today is like any other in recent memory. He waits.
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Three years later, they have no expectations, no promises, except the chance to meet in secret whenever their schedules allow.
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Misplaced Loyalty by IllumiTea
Fandoms: Dark Souls (Video Games), Elden Ring (Video Game)
11 Aug 2024
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“Thou art familiar with the fear of falling back asleep after awakening from a nightmare, aye?”
The sudden question catches Messmer’s attention. “Art thou proposing that thou’rt in a nightmare right now?”
“The contrary, actually,” Gwyndolin mumbles. “I am afraid that if I close mine eyes for even a moment, I will find myself back in one.”
“Really?” The idea makes Messmer laugh for the first time in a long while (or maybe it’s the first time he has ever laughed? He can’t recall). “This is not the nightmare?” He gestures at the ashen plateaus before them dotted with numerous ruins. “Behold, a land disgraced, despairful, and shrouded in shadow! Filled with those who would cheer at the image of thy head upon a pike if they knew of thine association with me. Still, thou wouldst rather this be reality?”
“Absolutely.”
What Messmer believes to be a test of loyalty arrives in the form of a lost soul.
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She makes moves in secret. She tends to an illusion. She weighs her choices.
She dreams of a new age filled with light.
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15 Dec 2024
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Another lovely Gwyndolin character study <3
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I Sing the Age of Dark by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dark Souls (Video Games), Elden Ring (Video Game)
21 Apr 2023
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The Dark Sun is plucked from the Deep. While recovering in the company of a plain-spoken Ashen One who intends to let the Fire go out, Gwyndolin weighs the cost of postponing the inevitable and decides instead to meet it when it comes. Perhaps the moon can still shine in the Dark - or salvage the future from the ashes.