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Ed hears the gunshot. It changes things.
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08 Jun 2024
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The Widow Mary Bonnet has a life, and Stede Bonnet isn't part of it. They agreed. There was a leopard and everything.
Then again, Stede has a talent for disrupting plans—for instance, by turning up on your doorstep in the dead of night with a bleeding pirate who turns out to be his beloved Ed.
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18 Dec 2023
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“Supposedly,” Ed mutters, voice dredged in scorn so thick that if the Swede were around to hear it he'd likely be a snivelling mess, “It's more cost effective and easier to transport if we build it ourselves. Apparently so easy that even Swedish children can do it. Oh, don't worry!” he adds, with a derisive, mad little laugh. “He left instructions!”
Ed flicks at the parchment with the back of his hand, and, curiously, Stede opens it to find…
The instructions.
“...He can't write,” Stede says, realisation dawning.
“He can't write.”
(OR: The Swede invents flat pack furniture. Ed isn’t used to failure. Stede is. They get through these trying times together, and maybe have a little sex about it. Heavy on humour, heavy on Big Feelings~)
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28 Nov 2023
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The woman adjusts her grip on her gun. “No men,” she says, clearly.
Oh, fuck this. Ed's leg is aching from standing around. He's not about to turn around, walk back to shore and camp out on the dunes, waiting for their ship to return when there’s a perfectly nice house he owns in spitting distance. And he doesn’t take kindly to people pointing guns at Stede!
“Says who?” he growls.
“Our mayor. Anna Teach.”
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24 Nov 2023
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“What’s one more person rejected from your path, Blackbeard? One more, cast aside? What’s it matter, hmm?” He tightens his grip on Stede, and Stede meets Ed’s eyes, his own bloodshot and panicked, his face purpled with lack of air. “Now. Tell me. Where’s your treasure, Edward?”
In your arms, Ed doesn’t say. In the next cell. Just out of my reach. Right there, and you’re choking him, and I’m going to kill you for it.
Stede shakes his head minutely in Rivers’s arms without breaking eye contact, trying to tell Ed no, as if there’s anything to even give up—
—Oh.
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26 Sep 2023