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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    It seems like it'll be a pretty simple task to get everyone to god tier even though they're stuck on a meteor, right? Three quest beds can't be all that hard to figure out how to make. Alchemy is pretty fun and easy anyways (and other misconceptions about the fundamental nature of reality within a game).

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    26 Jun 2025

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    the quest bed one

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    The Alternian Empire has come across an enemy their numbers can't overrun and their technology can't outmatch. And yet, against all logic and reasoning, it wants to talk; and talk it will, no matter how much the Condesce refuses to listen-- after all, there are plenty of other trolls who desperately want to.

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    07 Mar 2025

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    There is a time-honored tradition were people firmly believe that their generation was the first one to invent sex, and nobody wants to be the person explaining to Scrooge McDuck what gay people are.
    This is a problem for Webby who just started dating Gosalyn and is freaking out on how to break the news to her uncle. (meanwhile Scrooge has been part of the queer community this whole time and somehow nobody noticed.)

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    07 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    John finds out that most of his friends have had a crush on him at some point - including Dirk Strider.

    Wait, when did THAT happen?

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    06 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    IV: "Who is the 'she' you're referring to? Someone you're emotionally close to?"

    DS: "Nah, not really. Just a girl I used to play games with. Haven't seen her in fifteen years, three months, eight days, two hours, fifty one minutes, and twenty five seconds, so I wouldn't say close exactly. Time's a bitch like that."

    Interviewer compares the figures given to the patient's stated age.

    IV: "Are you aware that what you're saying is that the last time you saw whoever it is you're referring to was roughly one minute before you were born?"

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    08 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    gods trapped in their mortal shells