Ianthebadwolf



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    He had never seen such a creature. Skin like the ice floes that from time to time drifted from the north, so pale that her veins ran like blue rivers just beneath (she must be so cold). Her body was plush – round and plump and spilling, with rolls at her waist and the joins of her thighs that his hands itched to hold. She knelt over her oysters and her breasts hung heavy, bright nipples like little jewels that he wished to hold in his mouth; his tongue pressed to the ribbed roof of mouth as he gazed upon her. And her face, drawn in concentration as she cracked the shells then melting into delight as she sucked back sea-salted flesh; round cheeks and bright eyes and the wet lick of her mouth, reddened from her meal.
    “Madame,” he called out, his lips and throat making the word before his brain had quite given them permission to. “Are you in need of assistance?”
    Recognition, and then; outrage.
    “You!” Her voice was exceedingly high and pleasant, almost girlish, and utterly at odds with the shell she spat out vehemently as she spoke and the fury upon her face. “You are the thief!”

    OR: Colin meets a selkie in Orkney

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    Colin looked around at his siblings, buzzing with wine and energy, ready to take the night into unknown territory, and then at Penelope again. The corner of her mouth twitched like she was holding in a question.

    His heart gave a quiet thud in response.

    “Are you in, Colin?” Eloise asked, leaning toward him with mischief glowing in her expression.

    Colin hesitated. He could barely focus on the game they’d just played, let alone making such a snap decision. But if Penelope was going…

    He turned to her, raising a brow. “What about you, Pen? Feeling adventurous tonight?”

    Her lips curved into a smile that felt like a secret. “A little adventure never hurt anyone.”

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    Colin has only one mission tonight: to ensure Penelope never completes the dare she’s been given in the mischievous game his siblings have set in motion.

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    (formerly Puppy Boy Needs His Medicine)
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    Eli wakes up with metal restraining his wrists and ankles, his body, arms, and legs supported by padded surfaces as he's bent over, his naked ass and dripping cunt exposed. His eyes dart upwards, and he can see himself in a mirror, completely naked and helpless.

    "W-what-"

    The door opens, and Dr. Watson walks through, straight past him to start moving some sort of machine behind him.

    "I apologize for the secrecy, but patients are typically resistant to this treatment the first go, so we feel it's best to perform it this way."

    "No, hey, wait, this can't be allowed, where's Delia?"

    "Right out here, honey."

    He hears her voice over some sort of speaker, and realizes that the mirror he's staring into must be two-way.

    "You've gotta take your medicine baby, or your heat wont end for weeks."

     

    Eli goes to the heat clinic to be treated.

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    Colin has known for some time now—ever since he overheard a whispered conversation not meant for his ears—that Penelope Featherington is Lady Whistledown. And truthfully? He’s rather proud. His best friend, the girl he’s long adored in secret, is the sharpest pen in London. But when he stumbles upon news that she’s planning to run away… and possibly not alone? Well. That’s when Colin Bridgerton finally loses his perfectly composed mind.

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    People talk a lot about the physical and emotional impact on women during “that time of the month.” For Penelope Featherington, though, there’s an entirely separate portion of the month that hits her the hardest, and the symptoms she experiences are distinct from that other time. It’s a different sort of ache that settles low in her belly, a different form of discomfort driving her to cocoon herself in bed, and a different type of tenderness that envelopes her body and her mind. As time goes by, it’s only getting harder and harder to deal with on her own. If only she knew someone kind and handsome and trustworthy to help her through it…

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    Or, Penelope experiences extreme horniness when she’s ovulating every month and Colin offers to sleep with her “as a friend.”

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