If_ihate_u_desreve
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Past Lives Are Ours To See by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: House M.D., Swing Kids (1993), Dead Poets Society (1989), Married To It (1991), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Tape (2001)
06 May 2025
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Wilson remembers. Not a lot, but enough to weird him out. He stresses over how House would react if he told him. But it doesn't change much.
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i dont know what to call this one lol by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Vinesauce (Video Blogging RPF), SCP Foundation, Video Blogging RPF
23 Aug 2024
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Around the world, in an SCP facility, there are 3 beings followed by a creature known as “Chat.” They are collectively known as “The Streamers.” These are their files.
aka the scp au I found from another fic.
anyway this is a world where streaming doesn't exist. chat is 4th dimensional and is in the righthand side of the streamers vision 24/7 (unless they're offline) and its like half see through. no one else can see it but the streamer.
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oh god oh no please stop it it hurts by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Smosh, Real Person Fiction
21 Jul 2024
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a collection of unfinished smosh fics from around... 5 ish months ago. like a month or two before shortney became canon (shut up that's the phrase ill use if I want)
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- Part 1 of unfinished works
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really bad smut practice i wrote half a year ago by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandoms: Original Work
21 Jul 2024
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bad bad bad so bad i swear im sorry lmao. its just the first few lines of dialogue and some scene prep. no real smut. no gender was specified either. school bathroom so technically underage? don't know if I was planning on this being two mystery characters or two actual characters. I'm a mess man.
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- Part 2 of unfinished works
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***FEEL FREE TO USE AS A BASELINE. NO NEED FOR CREDIT FOR THIS FIC SINCE ITS SO UNPOLISHED.***
100% unedited, meaning basically illegible. according to my docs the summary is "there's no way they didn't just dogpile"
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- Part 3 of unfinished works
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unfinished works by If_ihate_u_desreve
Fandom: Encanto (2021), Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Smosh
21 Jul 2024
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wips in case i, like, die idk
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Puppy Cop: A rookie officer who goes above and beyond to solve cases and meet the needs of their superiors, and is more than excited to do it. A police-pleasing puppy.
Adam Ruzek is ten times the man his father was and even more handsome. Can Hank be held accountable if the rookie has a crush on him?
Just a harmless crush.
Despite everything implying otherwise, this fic contains no petplay of any kind.
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Jay Halstead's Theory of Disappearing by the-wandering-whumper (water4willows) for Chrisii
Fandoms: Chicago PD (TV), Chicago Med
24 Dec 2018
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He feels nothing. Lights flash as the body of the man who killed his father is wheeled past him, but Jay Halstead doesn’t register any of it.
A gift for chrisii-the-random-writer for the Tumblr whump community's winter Whump Exchange.
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- English
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- 4,924
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- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by If_ihate_u_desreve
11 Jul 2025
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YEEESSS I spent so long looking for this fic after watching the EP finally cause it was all I could think of tbh
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Jay is more hurt that what was showed in 6x02 and Pat Halstead doesn't die from the fire. Maybe, the three Halsteads will be forced to get along as they face the fear of almost losing each other.
Bookmarked by If_ihate_u_desreve
11 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I spent an hour looking for this to reread it after watching the EP finally
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This is just 1000 words of filth, folks.
Markus tries a new component. He and Connor are both fans.
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- Part 4 of RK1000 Words
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