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Tell you what I like (Wildflower) by Hectic_Hyperfixations, Ifididthenididnt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2025
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[8:32] B: Could you at least tell me if the outfit looks alright?
[8:33] Unknown number: If you're going for high school dropout, congratulations, because you've sold the deal.
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Rosekiller tattooist x florist texting au featuring guardian Evan of Luna and Uncle Barty of Harry.
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This is us being the change we want to see in the world (petition for more rosekiller fics)
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Sit down, breathe, and just listen. by Ifididthenididnt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2024
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Evan wants to propose, but things never go as planned, do they?
Title from Let’s get Married by Bleachers.
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- Part 2 of Rosekiller
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Somebody sold us all kinds of lies. by Ifididthenididnt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2024
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“Will we be friends forever?” Barty had asked one night as they sat in the windowsill of the prefects bathroom.
“I think so.” Evan answered, calm and sure as he always was, “I’d like to be, at least.”
“Me too.” Barty said, looking up at the ceiling, he thought to himself that he would like to have someone like Evan around forever.
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Evan and Barty’s story, told from cold nights, and warm bodies.
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- Part 1 of Rosekiller
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As the man approached closer Sirius could tell he was extremely well built, and well over six foot, Sirius would probably just reach his shoulders. He had a large dog with him that practically blended into the darkness, it growled lowly and he put a hand on his side, silencing it.
The man stared at him for a moment before clearing his throat, “You should have driven a truck.”
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Or, Sirius’s family buys a ranch that so happens to come with one Remus Lupin.
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Little short stories about Padfoot chaos.
Remus trying his best as a boyfriend/dog owner.
James loving having his own puppy.
Peter avoiding the problem constantly.
Sirius enjoying every second.
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Andrew and the Idiotic, Thirsty, Ill-advised, Very Off-Limits Crush on his College Roommate's Younger Brother.
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28 Jul 2025
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Andrew Minyard has just signed on with a new team so that he can support his twin and his twin's wife as they begin their residency and get ready to welcome his nieces into the world. He may not give a shit about Exy, but it does pay well.
The Atlanta Wolves are paying him well enough to ignore the awkward tension of having to play with one of his college teammates again. The only problem is that Neil Josten has only gotten more interesting since the last time Andrew saw him when Andrew graduated from Palmetto State University.
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21 Jul 2025
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Neil is the most attractive person Andrew has ever seen in his entire life. Too bad that Andrew can't express that fact (not opinion) properly to him. It all should be fine, it's not like Neil doesn't know he's hot, right?
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20 Jul 2025
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Neil is sick and it's fine until it's not.
There's a lot of soup.
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14 Jul 2025
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Cannibalization of the Apex by CharmPoint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2021
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Satoru doesn't survive the fight with Fushiguro Toji. He dies, cold and alone, leaving behind only a curse with a taste for carnage. Suguru brings that curse to his lips, swallows down the remains of his best friend, his one and only. He doesn't know if it's Satoru's soul or just a mindless curse he's ingesting, but still, he can't part with it.
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- Part 1 of Teeth and Stars
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11 Jul 2025