Immortalityofthecrab



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    "I mean, you present yourself as this big romantic," Eddie says, his head lolling over to look at Steve. "I'm just wondering if there's anything darker hiding under that prince charming exterior, or if you're all missionary and tender love-making to the core."

    Steve is grateful for the low lighting that covers the way his face suddenly flushes, because— there is something. It's not something he's ever admitted out loud, and just fantasizing about it has left him feeling guilty more than once.

    There's no way he can look Eddie in the eye and say 'I've thought about sneaking in through my girlfriend's windows and fucking them while they're asleep'.

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    Mike really needs a job. Alistair really needs a husband.

    Their marriage begins under strange circumstances, but works well for both in the bedroom. What happens when a very fake marriage starts to feel a lot less fake?

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    “So what were you thinking? Fake financial distress? Fake injury?”

    “Fake boyfriend,” Jason said.

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    The thing is, Richie isn’t a weirdo. Okay, he is, but not about this. He’s just — he’s nineteen, and he’s horny like all the time, and all of his friends are kind of disgustingly attractive. And Eddie? Eddie is the worst. He’s, like, disgustingly pretty. Soft pink mouth, freckled cheeks, pretty brown eyes. Bev might have the nicest thighs but Eddie has the nicest legs in general, all tan and long and god he wants to sink his fucking teeth into the soft skin of his thighs.
    Richie isn’t a weirdo, he’s just totally head-over-heels in love with his best friend.

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    The call comes in when Clark is drunk on sleep and his face is buried deep in the pillow. "The President requires your assistance."

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    20 Jul 2025