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“Nrrgh ‘m sorry, really, and I’m not um- pretending? I didn’t mean to- Rrghkk” Aziraphale’s expression flickered, and his eyes snapped up, searching Crowley’s face. It displayed only remorse. The demon shuffled awkwardly and pushed his glasses further up his nose, looking away.
Oh. Aziraphale breathed in, letting realisation wash over him. It felt like drowning.
He truly didn’t remember
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The Creation of Gingerbread Angels by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2024
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God is floating in the endless abyss, and it feels... very, very lonely. There's no-one to talk to, no-one to even quietly observe from afar, and She finds She doesn't like being so alone. And that gives Her infinite ideas. What to make first out of an entire universe folded neatly into her mind? She thinks She'll start with the Angels, if She doesn't get distracted...
Or: A fic concept mixed with so, so many headcanons for God's way of thinking about things
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An Open Sky of Fire by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2024
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My TMA au of Good Omens! (Metatron and Jurgen Lietner warnings. They're only mentioned but they do induce rage so cw)
Aziraphale is an avatar of The Vast with a love for books (and Lietners, but unlike some he's sensible about them.) And Crowley is an Avatar of The Desolation with a love for Aziraphale.
When Aziraphale rejects his offer to run away to Alpha Centuri, and a very upset Crowley tries to find him only to see the bookshop on fire, he assumes it's his fault.
(There is a time skip from the end of the pub scene to the end of the Apocalypse prevention, I hope it all makes sense and that you enjoy!! :] ♡)
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Flowers are better than your Tears my dear by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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(Tw blood and internal pain)
Or: Aziraphale thinks demons can't love, and Crowley's resigned himself to physically pining away, coughing up white roses for loyalty and innocence, and red gardenias for secret love. I promise a happy ending though! :]
Or: Season 2's ending devastated me and it took me this long to pick up the courage and actually write something, I really hope you enjoy it!!
P.S I typed this up on my phone, so the format will probably look better if you read this on your phone rather than a laptop. Sorry for any inconvenience :(
(Also when there's a double paragraph break with '...' it's a change of pov :])
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whatever this world can give to me by retts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jun 2019
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Naturally, they returned to AZ Fell and Co. for more extraordinary amounts of alcohol, but only after Aziraphale fluttered along his many (some might even say blessedly endless) bookshelves. More precisely, Crowley let Aziraphale flutter about while he popped open a wine bottle and started with the imbibing. He leant against a shelf and watched Aziraphale touch the spines of his first editions reverently. The books were mostly first editions so there were a great many to be stroked.
‘It’s almost as if you’re doing real inventory,’ said Crowley after a sip, waving his cup in a vague gesture.
Aziraphale turned his nose up very slightly. ‘That nonsense again. I do inventory quite often, Crowley.’
‘Sure you do, angel. How are the Jeffrey Archers?’
‘Still here, I’m afraid.’
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19 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
mm soft soft sweetness yes. good. consume.
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The Mysterious Cases of The Magnus Institute- BUZZFEED UNSOLVED by Paptato
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
03 Feb 2020
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The Mysterious Cases of the Magnus Institute
Buzzfeed Unsolved Network✔️- 14M views - March 24th, 2018RYAN BERGARA: This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we cover the mysterious disappearances that took place at the Magnus Institute, an academic institution dedicated to researching the esoteric and paranormal
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
23 May 2025
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I laughed so hard i love my ghoulboys crossovers eeee!!
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Nobody by Lissomedi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jun 2019
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“I’ve been thinking,” Aziraphale said one day over lunch. “There are a great many things I’ve never considered trying.”
Crowley looked up, his eyebrows raising past his sunglasses. “Such as?”
“Well,” Aziraphale said, pretending to consider seriously. “What about—sex?”
(In which Aziraphale tries to maintain his pride, and Crowley gets entirely the wrong idea. Post Not-Pocalypse.)
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
04 May 2025
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do I like stabbing myself with the same sword over, and over, and over, and over? yes. yes I do.
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The Picture of Anthony J Crowley by shoesoftennis
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jul 2019
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One day over lunch, Aziraphale offers to paint Crowley's portrait. Crowley takes him up on it and hangs the picture on his wall. He had mostly forgotten about it until the day after the averted Apocalypse. Now, there's something incredibly wrong with it.
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01 May 2025
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I LOVE crossovers of concepts of literary classics, and this is just perfect!! :33
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Over six thousand years, Crowley had changed his haircut at least 60 times, changed his fashion style something into the hundreds, and changed his mind…well, changed his mind far too quickly.
Aziraphale will not be another thing Crowley leaves behind.