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    Immortality is overrated.
    At least, that’s what Volo thinks after spending three centuries with no one but his pokemon for company. He’s tired, lonely, and just wants Arceus to forgive him for that dumb mistake he made when he was basically a baby.
    So when he spots a familiar face in a brochure in Unova, he sees it for what it is- a chance to make amends.
    (But even after three hundred years, nothing could have prepared him for the wild card that is Subway Boss Emmet)

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    01 Oct 2025

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    "Fuck this," Tony grumbled to himself as he tried not to yank on the car battery cables connected to his chest in frustration. "Fuck Thanos, fuck time travel, fuck the fucking glow stones."

    He paused, glowering up at the security camera blinking away in the corner of the cave.

    "Actually fuck everything," he growled slightly louder. "Imma Mary Sue the shit out of myself, just you fucking watch."

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Obi-Wan meets a curious animal in the Room of a Thousand Fountains, and the consequences are felt throughout the galaxy. A fix-it fic.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    The first time they met, Amaterasu peed all over Dante's boots.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    “They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.

    “How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.

    Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.

    “No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.

    “We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.

    (The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)

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    30 Jul 2025