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Being sent back in time with one marauder’s son and pregnant with another one should make her more cautious but Hermione is done.
Introducing:
Hermione ‘Mommy’ Granger Grimm
Sirius ‘Mommy Issues’ Black
Remus ‘Tortured Poet’ Lupin
James ‘Loverboy’ Potter
Lily ‘Hearteater’ Evans
Regulus ‘Babygirl’ Black
And Albus, ‘Finally Being held Accountable’ Dumbledore
In the new hit fic where Hermione is a pissed, pregnant, single mom ready to take on Albus Dumbledore and the Dark Lord at the same fucking time because she’s Hermione Granger. Sirius is on his fucking knees and Remus is so, so grateful to be a dad (eventually). You’ll laugh, cry, and scream but we’re going to keep going. Found family might be hobbled together with a shotgun and duct tape but Hermione will keep these bastards alive if she has to commit every war crime known to man. We are rocking a sappy, kickass, romantic comedy about family and how Hermione would have done it better than these ancient fucks. Seriously, did they all share braincells and weak morals?- Language:
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17 Jul 2025
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Good publicity by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Mar 2020
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“That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
“It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
“Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
“Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
“But?”
“Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
“A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?- Language:
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21 Jun 2025
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Hermione drew out her arm and Malfoy held it firmly, drawing the spell around them. They made the pact here and there, ensuring neither of them spill the beans about their arrangement. They set the rules as a red glowing string wrapped itself around both their arms.
1. Not telling anyone about the fakeness of their relationship until both parties reached their goal.
2. Not dating anyone else (which also includes one-night stands).
3. They have to face at least 2 private interviews together
4. Hermione has to come to each of his matches until the end of the Cup
5. Malfoy has to join purebloods to her cause and assure their loyalty to her.“I consent that you do anything you deem necessary to make our couple believable” Malfoy added.
“Meaning?”
“Meaning if you were to kiss me out of nowhere to prove a point i’ll allow it”
Hermione chuckled as the spell faded, binding their agreement.
“I doubt that will be necessary Malfoy”
Or a post-war, slow-burn about two oblivious idiots falling in love with each other
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08 May 2025
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My little Sunshine by TrillbySkinner for ValorsLady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2024
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Hermione knew she was good with kids but this was beyond the pale. She had been called down to Emergency for a 6 month old infant boy, the original diagnosis was splinching as he had been apparated in with an injured adult but the minute Hermione looked at him she knew better and immediately cast the counter curse and began healing the open wound on the child’s chest. Someone had cast a sectumsempra on him. The Cutting curse. What sort of person would do that to a baby? It couldn't have been an accident. The hit had been dead on and with a target that small it had to have been deliberate.
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- Part 1 of My Little Sunshine Universe
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29 Apr 2025
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Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.
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- Part 1 of Twelve Pomegranate Seeds
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23 Apr 2025