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    alix @alpinealix • 8 January

    winter break sucks so here is a thread of reasons why i think @Charles_Leclerc is @escalierdesfleurs . for legal reasons this is only a joke if i’m wrong.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    18 Aug 2025

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    “Hey, Bruce,” he said tentatively. “You have a lot of casual sex, right?”

    Bruce raised one delicate eyebrow. “Mr. Kent,” he said slowly, amusement curling around the words, “are you calling me easy?”

    (or: Not quite fresh out of a divorce, Clark attempts to have a hot girl summer. It goes well until it doesn't.)

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    17 Aug 2025

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    “If you’re dealing with a biker gang, maybe you should spend some time on a bike.... Unless you’re scared.”

    I realized this fandom suffered from a paucity of 1) fics in which the guy who was undercover in a literal biker gang tries to use the awesome sexiness of motorcycles to get laid and 2) "no beta we die like" tags. I here offer one (1) of the former and seven (7) of the latter. Enjoy!

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    16 Aug 2025

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    “If there’s a girl I’m meant to be mourning, I want to know,” Bucky persists, as though Steve hasn’t had a close brush with asphyxiation right before his eyes. His foot twitches against Steve’s under the table.

    “There wasn’t a girl,” Steve coughs. “Why…?”

    Bucky’s gaze is sharp and discerning as his eyes flick back and forth between Steve’s.

    “There was,” he says, right hand gripping the counter behind him in a white-knuckled grasp. “A girl. A small blonde girl.”

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    05 Aug 2025