LectorEl
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Draft Copies of "A Children's Primer on the Afterlife" by LectorEl
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
12 Jun 2025
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Tucker Foley: I want it known, for the record, that only using a secured dropbox for this file is a security nightmare, and I reserve the right to say I told you so when it blows up in our faces.
Wes Weston: We're up against the government, Foley. Our only security is obscurity. The access cost of your security measures isn't worth the maybe five minutes they'd buy us if GIW figured out where to look.
Danny Fenton: Guys, can you argue when we're not in the middle of evacuating half the freshman class?
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- Part 2 of Documents of the Afterlife
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The mostly accidental courtship of Tobirama Senju and 'Nakano Uchiha', as observed by the resulting casualties.
(Or, two sealing masters, one new village, and more team seven luck than you can shake a stick at.)
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Database Entry 050711d: One Leaflet, Language Unknown by LectorEl
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU
05 Jun 2024
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[Posted by Nightwing:] Item found in the Bowery on 4th and Lamitsky Avenue. Preliminary analysis revealed trace elements of several Lazarus water components. Item is in quarantine until further testing can be done. Text does not match any of the top 50 known languages in the USA, likely a cypher.[Posted by Red Hood:] Is this a joke? This is clearly in english.
[Posted by Batman:] Tested against Nightwing, Red Hood, Signal, Robin, and myself. Only Red Hood perceives the text as english. Transcript to follow.
[Posted by Red Hood:] The *hell* it is, old man. I didn't volunteer for this.
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- Part 1 of Documents of the Afterlife
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The Remains by LectorEl for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2023
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There had to have been a last generation before Triss' potion - of boys who had trained knowing they might die in the trials, who expected it.
What happened, then, to those boys, who took Triss' potion just before they would have taken the grasses, and found out that it would kill them?
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The Nature of the Name by LectorEl for thatdamnuchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
08 Oct 2022
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Sakura are beautiful and fleeting, mortality embodied.
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Teeny Tiny Mandalorian Kenobis by dogmatix, LectorEl, Morgyn Leri (morgynleri), norcumi, OwlFlight
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2018
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The clones were made for the Jedi, and they cannot bear to be without their Generals. At least a few would have been likely to take a 'souvenir' in remembrance, after the Order - after they came back to themselves
And the former members of the Grand Army of the Republic are intimately familiar with the skills of the Cloners of Kamino.
…what do you want to bet that at least one clone - let’s say Rex, for the sake of argument. Purely as a random example! (wink wink cough cough) - has a knot of hair as a lover’s token from a Jedi.
(Copper-red, of course. Was there ever any doubt?)
He raises the resulting clone as his own child - his and his lover’s both.
Thus is born the Teeny Tiny Mandalorian Kenobis universe.
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As far as Patience knew, her parents were just a little weird. Post disappearance, she's learning just how much an understatement that is.
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What do you do, when you're reborn into the Uchiha clan, a little over a decade before the Massacre? You could try to stop it... Or you could run. Yoko did what they had to in order to survive.
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Bennu Kenobi by LectorEl, OwlFlight
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jan 2016
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Bennu Kenobi is an original character in a ‘verse that I have no intention of writing. That said, I enjoy worldbuilding about her (then again, I enjoy worldbuilding in general); if you care to read further, feel free to continue.
The AU in question borrows fairly heavily from lectorel’s Daughter of the Desert cultural Tatooine headcanon and is further inspired by fialleril’s immense background on Tatooine culture. These two have given me permission for this.
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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Bookmarked by LectorEl
01 Jun 2025
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A Robin Red breast in a Cage (--Puts all Heaven in a Rage) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Naruto
25 Feb 2023
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Tim knew today is going to be wild. Batman, Robin, Nightwing and Superman were fighting one of Luthor’s monstrosities in Diamond District. He thought he was prepared for everything. The new long-distance lens for his camera came just in time, he finally managed to find a pair of comfortable sneakers that wouldn’t fall apart after an hour of roof-crawling and it was still early enough that he could reach the school’s administration ahead of time.
As it happens, he hadn’t prepared for stumbling across an amateurish occult summoning that nonetheless appeared to be working.
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- Part 6 of Set in Batman-verse
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Bookmarked by LectorEl
20 Nov 2024
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Itachi's moral philosophy and worldview in this fic are worth the price of admission all on their own. It's a fantastic conversation with the morality debates within both Batman and Naruto fandoms, and I think every batfan with an opinion about Batman's no kill rule should read it.
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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Bookmarked by LectorEl
13 Nov 2024
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Have you teeth, my love?
Are they enough in number, my love?
Are they sharp, my love?
Are they sharp enough, my love?
Or: Dark Jiang siblings celebrate the death of their parents by finally treating Wei Wuxian the way they've always wanted to, and if part of spoiling their darling brother includes stealing him a husband from the Lan sect, well. So be it. Lan Wangji is wasted on the Lan anyway.
The Jiang sect will take much better care of him.
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Bookmarked by LectorEl
18 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
The author reached into my brain and started speaking directly to my id. Platonic yet deeply fucked up d/s.
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Celestial Fix by KrakenMo (goldenKnife)
Fandoms: Naruto, Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
10 Aug 2024
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The inevitable result of having no teammates to ride herd on was that there is no one around to veto his bad ideas either. Sasuke cuts it closer than he should with Ichibi-Shukaku, hoping that a portal would open up with an exasperated Shikako on the other side at the last moment... But it never happens.
This isn’t Sasuke’s first brush with time travel, but everything is harder when you’re alone. The Stars are different, the way home is shut; to make a new one he must navigate the blood feud with the Senju, survive the Uchiha clan politics, and not drown in cat fur or summon feathers.
The long road to peace is paved with pain, healing, trolling, sewing, fish, babysitting, soup, and seals that don’t explode. The road home is even longer. But he keeps on.
Crossover between Compass of Your Soul by Umei no Mai, Dreaming of Sunshine by Silverqueen, and A Conversation Overhead By a Prisoner Faking Unconsciousness by Slow Mercury.
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Bookmarked by LectorEl
24 May 2024