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    When Shen Jiu first meets tiny Shen Yuan in the Warm Red Pavilion the child is wearing his judgemental sneer before he covers it up with Qi-ge’s fake smile, like he’s a mixture of both of them. Which is ridiculous and impossible, obviously! But it makes him think. How he can use this to ruin the life of the unflappable, perfect sect leader. Can he drag him down to join him in the muck of a soiled reputation? His plan seems flawless… but there’s a few hiccups in its execution. Despite that, someone else finds his scheme inspirational.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    In which Tony Stark ditches a boring party, makes an addition to the household staff, throws a much better party, and tries not to sexually harass his new butler.

    Or,In which Thomas Barrow has a little trouble getting home from the pub, is generally unimpressed with many aspects of the 21st century, never thought of himself as a conservative dresser before, and may or may not be falling in lust with his new employer.

    tl:dr: Thanks to time travel, Thomas Barrow becomes the Avengers' butler.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he's not around. (Or, you know, switched). Written for the st_xi_kink meme.

    [“The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day” - John Milton]

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    15 Sep 2025

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    “What weapon do you prefer? Ax or sword?”

    “Accidents”, was Bilbo’s bland reply. “Preferably about a month after the initial confrontation if they haven’t apologized yet. It helps allay suspicion.”

    Tomatoes used to be considered both poisonous and an aphrodisiac. Idea- it is impossible to poison a hobbit with anything less than a morgul blade. Discuss the Company’s reaction to watching Bilbo eat ‘poisonous’ things. Extra credit if dwarves actually believe salad will kill them.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    26 Aug 2025