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Alana Maxwell is extremely observant of her coworkers. Especially when they have sex in front of her.
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Jacobi wants to learn something new.
Kepler would like it if he stopped talking.
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Kepler finds something on his desk and decides to yell about it.
Caution for spilt coffee and airing some dirty laundry.
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- Part 9 of Goddard Business Casual
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Maxwell gets an unwelcome email.
Kepler and Jacobi turn into assholes when they think something is funny.
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- Part 8 of Goddard Business Casual
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There's only three people in SI-5 and two of them know a secret that Jacobi doesn't.
He doesn't like that.
Not one bit.
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- Part 7 of Goddard Business Casual
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"So, we're thinking about killing Daniel Jacobi"
Cutter and Kepler have a conversation about work performance. Kepler relives some memories while trying to save a life.
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- Part 6 of Goddard Business Casual
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“You've got a fever” he announces, a hint of annoyance in his voice.
“Your hands are just warm”
“You're sick”
“I'm fine” she turns away to sneeze into her folded arm. When she turns back Kepler is straight on glaring at her. “Okay” she admits, “I'm not feeling great”
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Maxwell is sick, Jacobi watches Zootopia, and Kepler reminds everybody who's in charge.Series
- Part 5 of Goddard Business Casual
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- Part 4 of Goddard Business Casual
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Do you ever set ringtone for someone and forget you put it there? Jacobi does.
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- Part 3 of Goddard Business Casual
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“But what if she's falling in love?”
“Then she can fall out of it!”In which Maxwell becomes the topic of discussion against her will and her coworkers try and get to know her better the only way they know how. Also featuring Warren Kepler attempting to have business appropriate conversations and failing.
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- Part 2 of Goddard Business Casual
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Set directly after the Missions Mishaps Happy Holidays, Jacobi and Maxwell discuss the best course of action while Kepler has a gift for one of them.
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- Part 1 of Goddard Business Casual
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Arthur is straight, Merlin is not, and a grateful sorceress tries to help in the most unorthodox of ways.
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Food, scotch, and sex, those are things to live for right? Mark still feels trapped, Damien doesn't know what he wants, and they're both rather impulsive people.
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Second part of the Squad Bonding series, takes place a bit after the first story. The team gets assigned another mission, this one being less run of the mill and more demanding. Kepler realizes that he doesn't like how well his teammates get along and does something about it.
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- Part 2 of Squad Bonding
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Explore the wild wild west and the frayed psyche of a man in this nights feature presentation: Doug Eiffel and that one time he was asleep long enough to dream and it freaked him out!
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Three Times They Fell Asleep and One Time They Slept by LyingTurtle
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
26 Feb 2017
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Four little ficlets of them being slightly less deplorable than normal. Kinda.
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Doug Eiffel has absolutely no intention of sleeping with his evil coworker, none at all, nope, zero, nada.
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The SI-5 team attempts to salvage a particularly frustrating heist at a hotel. Maxwell is a lesbian and has terrible luck with men, Jacobi is gay and cannot deal with their boss, and Kepler is still just Kepler. Just a great night for some quality squad bonding.
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- Part 1 of Squad Bonding
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Kepler has a rule about not having sex on a mission. That doesn't mean Jacobi won't stop trying.
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If Desperate Measures went differently and Eiffel and Minkowski were taken as prisoners. Kepler decides to be a sadistic psychopath.