NeverHornyOnMain
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The Giving Whole by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Apr 2025
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Silas has never held any particular concern about the way his body is shaped, but – ever since the first time Colum ended up in his bed – his attention has been drawn to the ways in which their flesh differs.
Silas loves Colum's body, especially the ways it differs from his own.
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- Part 8 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 58
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Library Nook by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Apr 2025
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The little library nook in the corner of the Master Templar’s living room has only two chairs tucked into it, angled in such a way as to face out toward the room and partially toward one another.
The two chairs are as different as could be.
Silas and Colum each have their own chair in the reading nook in their house.
Series
- Part 7 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Troth by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Apr 2025
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“One flesh, one end,” your eleven-year-old uncle recites, voice clear and even.
“One flesh, one end,” you echo, marking your belonging – forever one half-step behind him.
The Eighth House's oath-swearing ceremony.
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- Part 6 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Monday Morning Mundanity by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Mar 2025
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On Mondays, Capris sleeps in.
On Mondays, Ram still goes to work, and Ram still makes breakfast for himself and Colum and the Master Templar.
On Sunday nights, Capris and Ram sleep in separate beds so that Ram will not disturb him when he rises, and ever since Silas’ eighteenth birthday Ram has taken advantage of this to get up extra early and quietly enter the Master Templar’s still-sleeping household.
Though Sunday is the day of rest, Sundays are always busy and slightly stressful for the head of their House, and while he never truly has a day off – nor Colum – let alone a set one every week, Mondays are the closest that they get, Ram knows.
And so, on Mondays, Ram wakes his uncle in the most indulgent way possible – with a mouth around his cock.
A typical Monday morning in the Octakiseron-Asht household.
Series
- Part 18 of Love is a Four Letter Word
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Whoso Diggeth a Pit Shall Fall Therein by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Mar 2025
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“You’re positive this is safe?” Colum can’t help but ask, looking down his body to where Silas kneels between his spread legs.
His necromancer has a look of fierce concentration on his face and one small hand stretched awkwardly to encompass the entirety of Colum’s heavy balls and mostly-soft cock.
Silas glances up at his face before he answers, but only briefly. “Do you doubt me? Have some faith, Colum.”
“I just don’t understand how you can know that it’s as safe, painless, and reversible as you say if you’ve never done it before.”
Colum lets Silas use necromancy to alter his genitals. Silas' work begets plenty of fun between the two of them and the other two Asht brothers.
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- Part 22 of Love is a Four Letter Word
Recent series
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Nev's Year of the OTP '25 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Mar 2025
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My Year of the OTP fics for 2025.
There will be 24 in all as I'm doing 2 per month - one for eighthcest and one for whatever combination of ashtcest/eighthcest+ that I feel like for that month's remaining prompts. Going to try to keep them fairly short but we'll see how that goes lolI'll be aiming to post the Eighthcest one on the 10th of each month and the other one on the 20th, but I may not end up being able to keep to that goal. (Edit: lol not goin' so great for April XD)
- Words:
- 18,406
- Works:
- 6
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Nev's TLT Drabbles by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Apr 2025
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My drabbles for The Locked Tomb fandom.
- Words:
- 1,400
- Works:
- 8
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Love is a Four Letter Word by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Mar 2025
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I have decided to write a series of Ashtcest fic(let)s for Multiamory March. I will be writing for 22 of the daily prompts.
They are all set in a single timeline, but since they were posted on the day of the relevant prompt they were posted somewhat out of chronological order. I have reordered them to make more sense as a series now that they’re all published.
Some of them also feature Silas either as a child or later as part of the polycule.
I have marked the series as complete now, but there is a small chance I will write a bonus fic or two for it at a later date.
- Words:
- 52,875
- Works:
- 22
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Valentine's Niecest by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2025
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A series of modern au Niecest fics about their yearly Valentine's Day sexcapades.
- Words:
- 20,268
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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Nev's LingCheng Week 2022 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
05 Apr 2022
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These stories were all written for LingCheng Week 2022. The week runs from March 30th to April 5th, and I will be posting one work per day during that time.
Two of them are set in the Throne Sex au, one is set in the same au as another of my fics, and the rest of them are standalone.
- Words:
- 36,031
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 5
Recent bookmarks
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lay me bare so we may soar by texting_fangirl for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2023
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jin ling sends a letter to his uncle to come see him in this remote village, and upon arriving, jiang cheng has to head deep into the forest to meet with his nephew.
and is quickly confronted with things he did not expect.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,553
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 44
- Bookmarks:
- 6
- Hits:
- 1,725
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
18 Dec 2023
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To love you like before by Nika_AG for mostlikelytofangirl
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Aug 2023
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"I met with someone today," Qin Su turned her face and at the sight of him, a grimace distorted her face. It was a smile, but at the same time, it didn't look like a smile. "That person told me some things and gave me a letter."
But, what if Qin Su is not surprised about the letter? What if she knew all along?
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
01 Nov 2023
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on not choosing // not being chosen by iri_vail
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Jin Ling sits down for tea with his uncle for the first time in over a year, unsure how to talk to him about the horrible argument they had.
Jiang Cheng being a little loopy from the poison he took in Jin Ling' stead earlier that day doesn't help - or, okay, maybe it helps a little bit, actually.
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
28 Oct 2023
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The Brightest Future by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao help Jin Ling through a ritual to make him the new Jin sect leader.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,235
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 10
- Kudos:
- 40
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 851
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
24 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng was in Lan Wangji’s bed.
Curled against the edge of it, half-asleep, but not asleep. He was in his bed, their bed, and not his own bed, and because of that Lan Wangji knew that his presence was wanted. That Jiang Cheng wanted him, tonight.
Series
- Part 2 of Our History Is Just In Our Blood
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
19 Apr 2023