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Blitz had taken into his personal care to memorise each sound, schedule it in the deepest pits of his mind, impressed in a way they could not escape even if he wanted. Not particularly to know how to assist in case of discomfort - though, admittingly, it was also a big part of the reason - but mostly so he could feel closer to Stolas in a way. Call him obsessed, but he liked being able to hear those sounds in his head even when they weren’t actually there.
(And even if he was obsessed, so what? Fuck you, it’s Stolas we’re talking about. Anyone with one bit of brain should be at least the thinnest obsessed with him.)
Or,
There are so many things Blitz loves about Stolas, but most of all, he just cannot stop admiring him.
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He hurt people. He destroyed them. Take from them until there was nothing left. Until they were so consummated there was nothing else to take. He destroyed everything. He made lives worse.
He should perish.
Or,
A silent evening in the bathtub gives Blitz time to think.
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"Noah always swore Alejandro was into Heather BIG time!"
"You're so into him, his kidneys are getting crowded."
"You don't want him to go out, because you're totally in love with him."
Or,
How obvious can two people be?
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- Part 24 of Aleheather one shots
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“Stolas, you’re not seriously searching the logic in a joke.”
“I’m just saying, this joke is quite flawed.”
He poked his waist, “You’re dating someone who’s flawed.”
“You know well I love your flaws.”
“Then you gotta love the flawed jokes too. Re-start, Stols.”
Or,
Stolas doesn't understand Knock Knock jokes. Blitz can't accept that.
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- Part 6 of Stolitz one shots
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A collection of all the first times our dear lovers experienced <3
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- Part 5 of Stolitz one shots
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There Is No Why About It by Dlvvanzor, Living_In_a_Fantasy
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Apr 2025
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Every Hellborn has a soulmate, indicated by the soulsmark that appears on your hand when you first meet. Stolas is nearing 30 and still has not found his soulmate. Soon his father will force him to marry Stella, who also lacks a soulsmark, and his fantasies of finding his true love will be over.
But then, he does find his match. There’s just two problems.
First off, Blitzø is an imp, and no Ars Goetia has ever matched with the lower classes.
And secondly, Blitzø doesn’t seem nearly as thrilled about finding his soulmate as Stolas is.
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20 Nov 2024
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Blitzø heads to Stolas’ palace for their usual monthly rendezvous when a series of unfortunate mistakes leaves him in a position he never imagined he’d find himself in…
(Or, the story of why Blitzø took that selfie of him and Stolas that we saw at the end of Ozzie’s)
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- Part 1 of Stolitz Oneshots (Pre-Mastermind)
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06 May 2024
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"Hey, Stols!" Blitzø said with a grin, scaling the prince's body to cup his face. "Missed you."
Stolas smiled weakly and removed Blitzø from himself. "I... missed you as well, Blitzø."
Blitzø hummed as he pulled his bag up his shoulder. "I know I'm early, but I figured we could... make up for lost time?" he purred, walking his first two fingers up Stolas' leg.
"I... Um... Oh! Well..." Stolas sighed and stepped back. "Come in, why don't you? I was just finishing breakfast."
Blitzø followed Stolas to the kitchen and sat on the chair across from him. "So... what were you thinkin' 'bout doin'? Y'wanted t'do something new?"
"I... Yes. Not quite... sexual, though."
"Oh. Yeah, okay. We can... do something else. Like... foreplay?"
"Something like that."
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- Part 7 of Bea's Stolitzø Sillies
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03 May 2024
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Post-crystal, Blitz and Stolas decided to be friends and work on their relationship. Despite how much
Blitz would hate to admit it but he just wanted that bird all to himself.Bookmarked by Not_Eli
18 Apr 2024
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The next full moon is close, and Stolas was thinking over how to give Blitz the crystal and apologize for his faults, when unexpected trouble finds him. Suddenly, it's like there's no way out, even if he can meet Blitz on the full moon and things turn out well, with this new threat above him.
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10 Apr 2024