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More bicker from two people that hate each other but still got married, had a kid, and enjoy each other’s company. A new guy tries to play hero and Yule is not having it. It’ll look bad for their cause! That’s it! That’s all. Swearsies.
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Noelle, what happened, my dearest? by NotyourAverage_writer
Fandoms: No-good Noelle (Visual Novel)
25 Nov 2024
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Noelle comes home from grocery shopping without the groceries in tears! Of course Yule can’t let that slide, it makes him feel weird.
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Durin Blue (with Balls to Match) by Saebrin for CATtheFearless
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2019
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Thorin and Bilbo have survived a quest, a battle, and a coronation, and all that remains is their happily ever after. They’re deeply in love and life couldn’t be better, right?
…Well, maybe it would be if they could get more than thirty seconds alone together.
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Next Time Someone Tries to Rob Me of My Burglar, I'll Be Nicer by allthewaytoerebor
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Dec 2019
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It is Yule in The Shire, and Bilbo and Thorin have a party to attend.
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- Part 1 of Reshirement Thorin and Bilbo
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29 Sep 2025
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or Ridiculously Tactile Dwarrow.
Bilbo is honestly a little touch starved (and freezing) so Thorin and the boys try to help.
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Thunder in my heart by memelovescaps
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Sep 2020
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Set after An Unexpected Journey.
After the eagles leave them on top of the Carrock, Thorin Oakenshield's company resume their quest until a thunderstorm gets in their way. What nobody knows is that Bilbo is terrified of thunderstorms. Thorin decides to do something about it.Bookmarked by NotyourAverage_writer
27 Sep 2025
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As a fauntling, not even double digits, Bilbo Baggins falls from a tree and splits his skull neatly in two. He had been exploring alone, and so is left unbothered as he lays dead in the grass. He is still unbothered half an hour later when he sits up, stares curiously at the bloodstained earth, and scampers back home. He stands in the kitchen, happily munching a cranberry-orange scone and oblivious to Belladonna’s tears as she runs her fingers frantically through his blood matted hair.
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Bilbo can't die, and the company finds out much sooner than he had planned (implying he had been meaning to tell them at all, but, well, Bilbo would be a fool to believe anything would go as planned on this confounded journey).
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