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There's a new sapient species in the galaxy, and for a Nevok like Sosute, that means new customers! Only problem is that they're predators, who live by ending the lives of others and devouring their flesh. Okay, second problem: she just ran into a military ship full of them, who have "politely" asked for her ship to stay a while. Luckily, she has a foolproof strategy to get out of this mess: Bribery!
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18 Jun 2025
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Crowley Invented Youtube Recommended (Parsley, Thyme, Sage, Daffodils remix) by flibbertygigget for MostWeakHamlets
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Aug 2019
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After Aziraphale's video on crêpes makes it into Youtube recommendations through a little demonic intervention, he quickly goes viral. Cue college students just trying to make it work, a bunch of young queers who see A.Z. Fell and his husband Anthony as "goals," and quite a few comments from one Newton Pulsifer.
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18 Jun 2025
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John helped Mrs. Hudson out on occasion, but he knew the rules- You don't bother her in the kitchen (questions didn't count and neither did updates on task aside from that don't bother her cooking), if a spoon or fork was lifted input was required. “That's lovely, Mrs. Hudson,” John always meant it when she held up something to him.
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16 Jun 2025
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There was a sensation like someone was flipping through the pages of a book, but inside of her brain. Bits and flashes of memories popped up. Momo’s head spun, flashing white-hot-red, then a soothing rush of black. She looked at her hand, where the slime yokai had disappeared.
“Hello? Greetings hi hello? Welcome hey whatsup good morning! Good afternoon! Sup hi hi hi situationally appropriate greetings please take care of me!”
Was she going insane? She’d had concussions before, but never like this. Could a concussion make someone hallucinate a yokai?
“Yokai? Ghost slug me?” A memory of a classmate laughing riotously played in her head. “Hahahahaha! Ghost dead spirits fake bogus phony! Stupid.”
Or: Momo's no good very bad horrible day. but at least she gets a brain-boyfriend out of it
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Okarun closed his eyes and hummed, thinking very hard. “You’re teasing me,” he concluded.
“What? No way,” Momo bit back a grin, shuffling a bit to better face her friend.
His face scrunched, but his eyes were still closed. “You’re so mean, Momo.”
Her heart did a little skip at that. Okarun never called her Momo, except when he transformed. She was just startled, was all. When he said it so casually, dropping the curtain of pretenses and formality, it felt… special. It was like his own way of peering into her soul.
“A-anyways, let me see if I can fix this. I wanna go back to bed as soon as possible,” the psychic brushed it off, willing the heat in her cheeks to dissipate.
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Teenage hormones and a deep-seated, ancient curse cause no problems whatsoever.Bookmarked by ParanoiacAce
16 Jun 2025