Penntem
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- Sherlock (TV) (2)
- Sherlock Gnomes (2018) (1)
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BBC's Sherlock is Literally Trash Watch Sherlock Gnomes Instead (Working title) by Penntem
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Gnomes (2018)
06 Jun 2021
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//WARNING: Heavily spoilers for both Sherlock Gnomes and BBC Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes is one of the most popular characters of all time, with hundreds of adaptations and stories written by countless authors. While I cannot say which adaptation of the character and his stories are the best, I can definitively say that BBC’s Sherlock is inferior weak shit compared to Sherlock Gnomes.
A lot of this will be me shitting on BBC Sherlock while praising Sherlock Gnomes. I’m a big fan of both versions, and I know for a fact I’m going to be praising both versions. I just think Sherlock’s ideal state is being a garden gnome instead of whatever the fuck is up with Benedict Cumberbatch.
with that being said, Sherlock Gnomes FUCKS
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- Part 1 of Shitposting on AO3
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Welcome back to another episode of “Pen is a fucking coward and won’t post any actual fic they’ve written and instead will shit post on AO3 when really this kind of shit should go on tumblr but no one follows their tumblr”
this is mostly headcanons about how I imagine Sherlock character dynamics would be when put in specific contexts
all of these are very crack and very much sitcom fodder
//im posting this on the day that BBC Sherlock was removed from Netflix
I'm not okSeries
- Part 2 of Shitposting on AO3
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I don't consider myself a particularly strong writer.
so I shitpost instead because I am terrified of posting my actual work- Words:
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Sherlock and John first meet on Valentine's Day, surrounded by flowers and candlelight in a fine Italian restaurant. It's the picture perfect romantic setting, with just one small hitch: Sherlock already has a date, and John is their waiter.
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- Part 4 of 221B Mine
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Bookmarked by Penntem
29 Oct 2021
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This was good and sO sweet
As a restaurant worker I fELT this
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Sherlock writes about sex stuff in his diary.
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Bitter Sweet by distantstarlight
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Aug 2014
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Alpha John Watson is a retired army doctor with a chance to acquire an omega mate. He meets the most unusual omega he’s ever encountered.
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Bookmarked by Penntem
01 Feb 2022
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Some cool biology stuffs and they were cute as balls
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"I, John Hamish Watson, would like to formally request permission from the Head of the Holmes family to marry a Submissive under your protection by the name of Sherlock Holmes."
"No."
Bookmarked by Penntem
01 Jan 2022
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Sherlock Holmes lay unconscious and handcuffed to John’s bed.
John had been waiting for this day ever since he’d first met the consulting detective. He'd been waiting for centuries really.
Bookmarked by Penntem
01 Dec 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Unexpectedly spicy?? I should’ve expected it rlly