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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Gavin owns an old gen iPhone. Very old gen. Suffice to say, the autocorrect function has dropped him into hot water many many times.

    Or: Gavin swears a lot, and makes many unintentional innuendos.

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    12 Jul 2025

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    Hank had always wanted kids. His first son comes unexpectedly, turning his whole life upside down. Cole is born with wide green eyes filled with wonder, and Hank loves him more than he ever thought possible.

    His second son comes not long after, though he's much older than the first. Gavin is an insufferable little shit, but Hank wouldn't trade him for the world.

    Together they form a weird, little, perfect family. Too bad Gavin has a tendency to fuck up everything he touches.
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    Or, Gavin and Hank were close once, but that was before... Now, they're perfectly happy bitterly ignoring each other. But when life adds a nosy android and a serial killer into the mix, they might just have what they need to fix their broken relationship.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    “I mean it, Gavin,” Hank said. “If Price even looks at you funny, if he gives you any shit—” he took a step closer to Gavin to make sure that the younger man was listening “—you come to me immediately. Do you understand?”

    Gavin didn’t answer. He began to fidget considerably by Hank's proximity, but it didn’t seem to be from anger. It was almost as if he was getting upset.

    He hadn’t looked over at Hank since he started talking to him directly. Chris and Connor exchanged glances. Connor’s interest was more than piqued. Hank was acting odd. Almost… protective? Was that the word? Protective over Gavin?

    “Gavin?” Hank called again and Gavin’s attention finally snapped to the acting captain.

    “Yes. Hank. I understand.”


    An accident at a neighboring precinct has two departments sharing office space, but Gavin and Hank have murderous beef with the guest lieutenant and Connor is determined to find out why.

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    07 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    For a moment Xisuma feels as though the world has dropped out from under him— as though he has been sundered from it, and there is nothing below or around him as far as the eye can see— as though there is no anchor and nothing to grab hold of, only himself and a vastness on all sides. This world that he has built, the world his players have built— negligible, at best, hardly realer than a flicker on a silver screen. It would crumple like wet paper, if he told it to.

    He is the universe cradling his players, holding them in his palm above a silence that’d claim them if he let it claim them. It would have had Scar. It would have had Cleo. It would have Joe, now, if he allowed it. They are so terribly fragile.

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    aka 4 times xisuma gets propositioned by his players who are expecting him to make use of certain admin privileges, and he is really not whatsoever interested in hurting them even though he theoretically should be according to some people. and 1 time that is, uh, NOT what happens.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    In a different universe, the suitors were kinder to Penelope. In a different universe, Telemachus grew into his adulthood surrounded by good men, without the threat of his father’s throne being seized by usurpers. And in a different universe, Odysseus would return home to his wife and son without needing to shed the blood of the suitors.

    What happens when that universe reacts to EPIC: The Musical, a world in which their reality took a few steps to the left?

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    30 May 2025