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    He had been following this lead ever since that first strike at the Isabella Stewart Museum in Boston. The year was 1968. In the middle of the night, 8 different pieces of art were stolen, everything valued in a total of half a million dollars. There was no evidence left that could hint to the identity of the culprit. All that indicated there had been a breaking in was the open panel of skylight, the destroyed camera feed in the security room, and the tied-up guards, who couldn’t even see what hit them.

    Mysteries like these there had been a handful, committed by older burglars, who had already been active for years. But what really dragged the Agent’s attention to this case was the fact that, after several days of the police exhaustively searching for suspects, all the stolen pieces were returned one night, by the same burglar that took them. How did they know it was the same person? The thief left a note, with the phrase ‘too easy!’ written on it, signed with the pseudonym of ‘The Scout’.

     

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    Speedingbullet but Cop and Robber AU, hope you enjoy

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    It all started when he was saved by the last person he expected, for reasons he couldn't begin to fathom. Sniper's life begins to dissolve into chaos, but maybe something can rise from the ashes?

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    KEY PHRASE DETECTED: “DELL CONAGHER”.

    DIRECTIVE OVERWRITTEN. NEW DIRECTIVE: KILL DELL CONAGHER.

    ERROR. SYRINGE GUN NOT FOUND.

    DIRECTIVE MANUALLY OVERWRITTEN. NEW DIRECTIVE: THIS IS FRUSTRATING…

    DIRECTIVE MANUALLY OVERWRITTEN. NEW DIRECTIVE: STOP TELLING ME TO KILL HIM.

    DIRECTIVE MANUALLY OVERWRITTEN. NEW DIRECTIVE: DO NOT KILL DELL CONAGHER.

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    After three months alone in the lake of Hardwoods base, the ex-BLU Spy, Léon, has hit a wall. He was spat out of respawn a genetic mess of tentacles, claws, and bioluminescence - and he's lonely. And he's not going to cope with these circumstances much longer.

    To that end, approaching the recluse Sniper isn't the worst idea in the world. It's still terrible, but he hasn't got much in the way of options. But what's the worst the bushman can do, say no?

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    An off-handed comment about Heavy's reading habits leads to Spy finding out that the Russian has an unexpected intellectual side. The discovery... intrigues him.

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    11 Nov 2025