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• Codom and Cumorrah by Physical_Malice

  Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aldo Bellini/Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Aldo Bellini (Conclave)
  • Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Smut
  • Praise Kink
  • Kinktober
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • "Conklave"
  • "Bellesco"
  • "Love my rat husbando"
  • "No beta"
  • "I don't know what I'm doing sorry"

  Summary

  Kinktober one shots:

  1° Praise Kink ✅

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,057

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Kudos:

  57

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  401

• Stuck inside by Physical_Malice

  Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  07 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aldo Bellini/Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Aldo Bellini (Conclave)
  • Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Eventual Smut
  • Mentioned Vincent Benítez (Conclave)
  • Sweat
  • Feelings Realization
  • Forced Proximity
  • "Tedesco is claustrophobic"
  • "Aldo is bad helping"
  • "Bellesco"
  • "old doc posted"

  Summary

  Two cardinals stayed up for too much time; that wouldn't be a problem if they didn't get stuck together in an elevator.

  Or: — Aldo and Goffredo got stuck on an elevator.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,301

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  40

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  464

• It's was you? by Physical_Malice

  Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aldo Bellini/Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Aldo Bellini (Conclave)
  • Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Porn With Plot
  • Guilty Pleasures
  • Religious Guilt
  • Glory Hole
  • Enemies
  • Smut
  • Oral Sex
  • Rough Oral Sex
  • Anonymous Sex
  • Confessional Sex
  • "secret Gloryunholic on Vatican"
  • "Needy Tedesco"
  • "Bellini has the best blowjob in Vatican"
  • "English it's not my first language"
  • "BellescoWeek2025 NSFW prompt"
  • "Bellesco"

  Summary

  After a long discussion with Tedesco, Aldo feels kind of needy, so he goes directly to the "Gloryunholic Confessionary Cabin" to calm down.

  Or: Vatican has a Glory Hole

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,593

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  80

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  533

• Would u burn with me? by Physical_Malice

  Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  09 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aldo Bellini/Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Aldo Bellini (Conclave)
  • Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Thomas Lawrence (Conclave)
  • Vincent Benítez (Conclave)
  • I'm Sorry
  • Angst
  • Religious Guilt
  • Everyone Needs A Hug
  • Catholic Guilt
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • "no beta the author is just sad and gay"
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

  Summary

  Venice is sinking and so are they.

   

  "If there is a Hell, would you burn with me?"

  Series

  • Part 1 of Would U burn with me?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,304

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  30

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  361

• Acidental Hookups by Physical_Malice

  Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 May 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aldo Bellini/Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Aldo Bellini (Conclave)
  • Thomas Lawrence (Conclave)
  • Vincent Benítez (Conclave)
  • Smut
  • Just Sex
  • Stress Relief
  • Top Aldo Bellini (Conclave)
  • Bottom Goffredo Tedesco (Conclave)
  • Hook-Up
  • Mentioned Thomas Lawrence (Conclave)
  • Mentioned Vincent Benítez (Conclave)
  • ''Tedesco being painful Italian''
  • ''Someone protects Aldino''
  • ''The autor of this is stupid af''
  • ''English it's not my mother language''
  • ''no beta just a dumb writter''
  • ''never download Grindr I beg U''
  • ''sorry about everything''

  Summary

  Aldo is stressed with the curia work, and after a stressful synod fight with Tedesco, he decides to download Grindr and make out. But things don't go like he planned.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Would U burn with me?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,157

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  118

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  1,482