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Withhout his helmet Din is hiding from the world but an unexpected trip to the barber shop may be just what he needs.
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Earned It by PolygamousSquamous
Fandoms: Die Hard (Movies), Wonder Woman - All Media Types
25 Nov 2022
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There was no mention of a punishment for peeking and no way for Thomas to somehow know even if he did. Thomas had full confidence in Maxwell’s ability to be good. To sit there all night and work himself up into a frenzy at just the tantalizing possibility of what was in the box.
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- Part 6 of DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022
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"How is he?" Moonshine asks
"He'll be fine. He just needs you."Series
- Part 5 of DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022
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Age of Magic by PolygamousSquamous
Fandoms: Santa Clarita Diet (TV), The Great Wall (2017)
23 Nov 2022
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Roy decided that perhaps he was overthinking things a little. There were plenty of documentaries and think pieces that could explain the subject more eloquently and comprehensively than Roy ever could, and he would show them to Pero if he wished, but this was personal, something Roy wanted to do for himself.
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- Part 4 of DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022
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Hitchhiker Picker Upper Killer by PolygamousSquamous
Fandoms: Bloodsucking Bastards (2015), Scream (Movies)
22 Nov 2022
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“You can just drop me wherever you’re going.” Mickey says.
“Sure, hop in,” The stranger says, none the wiser.Series
- Part 3 of DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022
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Javi is there for Raylan after a nightmare but when will he realize Javi is just there for him?
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- Part 2 of DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022
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Two Bros Fuck on a Camping Trip: Take One by PolygamousSquamous
Fandoms: The Bubble (2022 Apatow), The Girl Next Door (2004)
20 Nov 2022
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This video is going to be gold Kelly can taste it. If only he could get Dieter to stop being so...Dieter.
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- Part 1 of DinCobb Adjacent Week 2022
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Being a Mandalorian is a frugal, careful existence until one day a mission from Din’s Alor would change the course of his unnatural life.
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Powder and Putty by PolygamousSquamous
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV)
09 Apr 2022
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It's as if his borrowed armor didn't just hold together the image of the Marshal but the very essence of him as well. Each day without it more and more of the sand and spite and legends that the Marshal was made up of spills out steadily at his seams and blows away into the dune sea like spice out of an upturned drug runner’s chest.
Though Mando still has his armor, and now has a shiny little ship to boot, Cobb can still smell the hurt on him. “Can I buy you a drink?” He says, and it sounds, to Cobb, a lot like, ‘I surrender.’ Cobb is surprised by how much he appreciates the sentiment.
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They always said I had a weakness for a pretty face.
He introduced himself with a husky voice, better suited for whispers under the sheets than a conversation with a desk between us, and told me he needed my help because his husband was no good. When I saw the look on his face, I got a feeling in my gut that more trouble had found me than I bargained for.
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Years and Dreams Between Us by PolygamousSquamous
Fandoms: A Perfect Getaway (2009), Triple Frontier (2019)
21 Jan 2022
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This is impossible. It can’t be Nick. Nick Bennet died. He got blown up and spent the next decade or so haunting Frankie’s dreams. There’s no way he could be out to dinner with a beautiful woman who is wearing an engagement ring.
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Trading Heartbeats by PolygamousSquamous for smilecapsules
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)
05 Jan 2022
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“What do you need?” Cobb asks, itching with the urge to fix, to soothe, and reassure.
“Show me that you're alive.” Din says, “Show me that you're here. I need to feel you.” -
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One of Cobb's hands was bandaged from a little scrape he got out on patrol, the other held an unmarked squeeze bottle, which was presumably the thing he needed Din's help with. "It's lotion," Cobb said, answering the question Din hadn't voiced yet. "I make it myself."
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"Hey, partner. You know if you had made it another 5 feet to the left you would've found my favorite spot."
That warm voice somehow cut its way through all of the noise in Din's head. He focused on it and replied.(OR Din is having a hard time shopping until he gets help from an unreasonably attractive IKEA employee)
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It’s 1961 in New York City. Faux socialite Cobb Vanth came to the city years ago to escape his life out in the country. The only problem is he can’t seem to stop running. Din Djarin has lived in the city all his life and just got out of the game as a mob enforcer. Now he’s a father, a writer, and a kept man but not entirely satisfied with any of it. When Din moves into Cobb’s apartment building, so begins the story of two lonely men, a cat, some gangsters, a soldier, a royal duchess, and a jewelry store. (The Breakfast at Tiffany’s AU no one asked for)
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Art inspired by To Be Loved a Whole Life Long by The Yeehaw Files.
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Cobb is all too ready to go down on Din during his time of the month.
OR Din Djarin somehow has a vampire boyfriend without realizing he's a vampire or his boyfriend.
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Impossible by PolygamousSquamous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
27 Jul 2021
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Buck finally opens up to Sam about Steve. His problem is what is supposed to come after.
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Loki figured the only way to get Mobius to believe them about the TVA is to show him his final memory from before he was taken.
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It all started with that damn training.
Actually, if someone were to ask Barry when it really started it was when he came back to his hideout and saw a man with the most ridiculously perfect salt and pepper hair sitting in his second favorite chair.
The training is just where it becomes a problem.