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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.
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09 Jan 2024
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He closes his hand around it, and feels the fluttering grow quick. Well, now he’s definitely scared it. Is it a butterfly that had been hiding down here the whole time? Why would a hawk put that much effort into trying to catch a single butterfly?
Pulling his hand back out, Techno keeps his fingers curled closed around whatever he’s caught, reaching his other hand up to try and keep the thing from flying away.
He pauses with the sight of a- person. In his palm.
A tiny person.
With wings.
(Or, in which Technoblade lives out in the middle of nowhere in a cozy cottage, thinking that will mean he doesn't have to deal with neighbors. He was wrong. He's got some faerie neighbors.)
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06 Jan 2024
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TechnoBot Diaries by Starling12
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2023
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“I’m Tommy! Do you have guns?”
That last sentence wasn’t typical for introductions. Even Techno could tell with his limited social interactions. Still, Company policy required that he responded to clients.
“Yes,” was all he said.
Tommy’s eyes lit up. “How many?”
“Sixteen.”OR: Murderbot AU. No, you don't need to have read the series to understand. In which Techno is Murderbot, AKA a security construct who hacked his governor module and just wants to play Minecraft but will nonetheless protect his human clients (not family, never family).
Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are said human clients, who come to see him as more than just a security robot.
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05 Jan 2024
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A Thought to Go Insane To by Carelisswriting for moonlight_mist, silent_flower21
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2023
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Phil is called in to work on a difficult case, due to certain...talents he has. It's just one more case, and then he'll never have to deal with the FBI again. It shouldn't be that hard to catch these killers.
Right?
(or, Technoblade, Wilbur, and Tommy are serial killers, and Phil is the FBI agent trying to catch them.)
(But, does he really want to? Or is he just lying to himself?)
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24 Dec 2023
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Johnny has been playing with his rough-voiced Brit best friend xXGhostKillerXx every night for almost two years and crushing on him since. All it takes is some porn sent on discord for them to realise they like each other a lot, and friendship isn't all they have on their minds.
Takes place in an alternate universe where they're both civilians.Bookmarked by Pyromaniakc
20 Sep 2023