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  1. Rec *

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    Obi-Wan is nothing if he is not a human sheepdog for children. Anakin finds him after he’s rounded up all the padawans on board the Negotiator and stuffed them into a supply hold. He hasn’t started any games with them; he’s not offering instruction. He simply must have the youth in his sights at all times or else he will go into cardiac arrest.

    (Senior Negotiator Anakin Skywalker is trying to win this war by whatever means necessary when a wrench crashes into his plans in the shape of his childhood rival, Crèchemaster Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan, meanwhile, intends to do everything in his power to keep Anakin away from his kids, war or no war.)

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    30 Jun 2025

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    In which a Master Kenobi and a General Kenobi emerge to replace a dying Knight Kenobi.

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    29 Jun 2025

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    They buy the 200 fucking pound fountain. It is infuriatingly cheap, and unspeakably difficult to maneuver into any space without removing paint from said space. Rex has to come out and help them hoist it into the garage and several hours pass around the kitchen table, drinking scalding hot mint tea and plotting. Plotting. Plotting.

    They’re going to have to bolt the thing down somehow or else people are going to just steal it right from the center of the roundabout. Cody has about twenty bags of unused cement in his garage and some bolts big enough to get through it if need be.

    He looks at Wolffe. Wolffe looks at Rex.

    (Retired Commander Cody moves into a new neighborhood and becomes furious at the way a nearby roundabout is treated as a dumpsite. He installs a giant Jedi Crest fountain dead in the center of it and accidentally creates a safe place for the diasporic Jedi community to worship.)

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    29 Jun 2025

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    “They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.

    “How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.

    Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.

    “No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.

    “We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.

    (The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)

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    29 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Geralt stared at him, and… fuck. He could see it. The broken pieces behind the mask Geralt wore. The pain of losing someone who meant so much to him, only for Dandelion to show up, looking exactly like him.
    “…Do I sound like him?” Dandelion asked.
    Geralt nodded. “…More than you can imagine.”

    Or: Geralt is immortal, and Jaskier reincarnates. Only Geralt doesn't know that Jaskier reincarnates the first time he dies.

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    22 Jun 2025