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    “So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”

    “Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”

    “A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”

    “I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”

    “You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.

    “Like you don’t.”

    Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”

    “Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”

    She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”

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    VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
    AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to write

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    “Holy. Shit.”

    Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”

    Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.

    “Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.

    Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.

    Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.

    “Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”

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    Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.

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    Agatha scoffs, exasperated. “What’s happening here?”

    “I’m attracted to you,” Rio says, monotone. “Do you really find that so hard to believe?”

    “You stole my identity!” Agatha says, loud enough that the couple at the next table over turns to look at them. “Mind your own business!” Agatha snaps at them.

    Rio tries to hide a laugh but fails, her head dipping forward and her long lashes brushing her cheeks. Agatha’s stomach does backflips.

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    Or: Rio steals Agatha's identity and then falls in love with her. Agatha tries her damnedest not to fall in love back.

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    Rio breaks into Wanda's curse before it becomes true crime, with the full intention of poking the bear. Gently. Because she's too curious and she may never get this kind of opportunity again. Canon divergence prior to episode one, and a slow burn fix-it.

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    “An oath maker,” Agatha said flatly, drawing the coven’s attention. “One that works on blood.”

    “An oath?” Alice said finally, eyes narrowing on the brazier.

    Clicking her tongue, Agatha hummed. “The clue was rather explicit – we each swear an oath to confirm our identity. You add your blood and state your name and the central detail of who you are. The fire will either accept it as truth or not.” Her eyes narrowed at the paper still in Teen’s hand. “Presumably that will involve exposing a truth you’d rather not.”

    “W-what happens if you lie?” Billy asked, looking at her anxiously.

    Offering him a mirthless smile, Agatha replied shortly, “You die.” She didn’t have to look to know Rio was wearing a manic smile.

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    Canon divergent after the first trial. Wherein the coven faces a very different second trial. The Road is digging. What it unearths? Runs far deeper than Death's fathoms.

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    24 Sep 2025

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