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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    Shikamaru seemed to think over that information for a second. Then he turned to Naruto. “And who are you?”

    He gave him a blinding smile.

    “I’m Naruto Uchimaki!”

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    SasuNaru dimension meets cannon (ish) dimension and shit hits the fan. Lots of gay.

    (P.S. If you love the show Boruto and are very vocal about said opinion then I do not recommend sticking around, because I do not love the show Boruto (nor Boruto himself - in cannon) and am very vocal about said opinion. Hate comments will be deleted - don't waste your time.)

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    27 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Naruto grinned, and Sasuke realized that although he had never considered sober Naruto to be a good decision maker, tipsy Naruto was possibly among the worst. “We could have a competition,” he said as he wiggled his eyebrows.
    “And the competition would be–”
    “We have sex and figure out who's better.” Naruto shrugged nonchalantly, as if this wasn't the most insane thing that had ever come out of his already very unhinged mouth. “Duh.”
    The ocean was back, whirling inside Sasuke's head. It was a storm inside his mind, a hurricane and a tsunami at the same time. Bad idea, bad bad bad, the worst– his thoughts were drowned out by the sound of crashing waves.
    “Sure,” he felt his mouth move and make the shape of the word.

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    Naruto & Sasuke get into a tipsy argument and decide that the best way to figure out who is better in bed is to sleep with each other, because they’re dumb and gay.

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    21 Aug 2024