Sashkatz

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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    A list in 20-rule increments of behavior forbidden for UNCLE agents operating out of New York, because this is a serious agency dedicated to solving serious problems.

    Updates Mondays when I have enough rules.

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    10 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    It's a blacked-out blur but Napoleon and Illya are pretty sure it ruled.

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    09 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Tonight Napoleon and Illya are gonna fight 'til they see the sunlight.

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    11 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Thrush and U.N.C.L.E. working together? In my fanfiction? More likely than you think!

    While this is not exactly a parody, it's not to be taken quite seriously, either. A tongue in cheek tribute of sorts, if you will. Because, no matter how much you love the show, the premise... well, it’s got to leave you wondering after season one. At best.

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    05 Sep 2024

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  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    “No,” Napoleon said, “not a nightmare.”

    Anything but, he thought, and when he glanced at Illya, hair tousled and still wearing that frown, patiently waiting for his partner’s confession even at this ungodly hour, in this run-down hotel room, he looked so achingly unguarded, so worried, so haunted, that Napoleon, on an impulse born of desperation and hope, threw all caution to the wind.

    “Would you believe I dreamed of you?” he asked, and for a moment, the world seemed to stop.

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    25 May 2025

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