SchonAndDying
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Of Pride and Pestiferous Pathos by SchonAndDying, tableflipapocalypse
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
05 Jan 2024
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Love. So sickeningly sweet. Terribly painful. Wonderfully human.
Humans were made to love. Their hands interlock so perfectly. Bodies made to hold each other. Voices made to sing and speak of each other. Hair grown to play with. Beautifully soft and fragile, made to protect each other to see the loving warmth of the morning sun. It's a wonderful part of human nature to love and be loved. Human nature was also to suffer and die. As much as one human can love and be loved by any other. They will suffer and struggle just as much. Their bodies are so weak, anything could kill them. Especially diseases.
The letter comes in a beige envelope, sealed closed with a kiss. It's folded into threes and also signed with a kiss. It asks for no gun, ray, nor device. Nothing tangible. But it asks for one thing. A brand new disease. One that targets people in love and promptly kills them.
Do demons succumb to diseases as well?
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you get taken all the time for a fool by DittyWitty
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 May 2023
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In a weird multiverse twist of events: Spider-man is not close with Deadpool. But Peter Parker is.
Sure, Peter patrols with Deadpool. Very rarely though. Sometimes they’ll even get shitty street food after.
That’s the extent of Deadpool and Spider-man's partnership.
Peter Parker, the 29 year old, slightly broke and a bit socially inept guy from Queens, would consider Wade Wilson his closest friend. Maybe even his “bestie” as Wade calls it.
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17 Aug 2025
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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16 Aug 2025
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you'll feel it when the dance gets hot by deathtothepoet
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
19 Jul 2024
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Peter gets held at gunpoint on the subway and that's only the first time he runs into Deadpool
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10 Aug 2025
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Loose cannon. by kingdomclouds
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Jul 2025
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Everything that Wade Wilson touches falls under his hands, dead - and most of the time, he likes it. The calculation, the planning, it all comes down to a singular moment in which he slips between the cracks and sneaks up on the most vile of people to free them from their misery on this god forsaken planet.
But then he meets Spider-man.
And a lot of things change.
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09 Aug 2025
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let me explain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”
Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.
“I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.
Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
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