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is it (really) over now? by leehab23
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
19 Feb 2025
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It’s been brought to my attention that there’s some demand for a Crows reunion show in New York this holiday season. I know it’s a bit last minute, but it has the potential to be very lucrative. If the tickets and merch sell the way we are anticipating, each of you could be minting a pretty penny.
Let me know if you have interest in participating.
Your long-suffering former manager who would like to return to making gobs of cash together,
Anika
OR: five years after a bruising breakup, the Crows, a once-great rock band, are getting back together to play a reunion show in New York City. for Wylan, this means not only seeing his former bandmates again, but a certain ex-boyfriend he thought he'd left behind. modern AU wesper!
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- Part 2 of modern musician AU
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04 Mar 2025
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Kaz couldn’t always tell Inej's good signs from her bad signs. The subtle indicators that she was enjoying her body, or had fled it.
But this seemed like a good sign.
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03 Mar 2025
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sleep like a baby (crow) by DancingShadows9174 for FysteeUnicorn
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
24 Feb 2025
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Inej looked down at herself. The shirt hung down to her knees. The sleeves were entirely too baggy and long on her, her hands were gone under the white pleated fabric of the cuffs. She stood there, completely dwarfed by the shirt.
But…it smelled like Kaz. She wanted to stay in it for that reason, and that reason alone.Or,
Inej gets back to Ketterdam to see Kaz. He’s not at the Slat right now, so she decides to wait for him to get back. In the meantime, she might take a nap.
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03 Mar 2025
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King of The Barrel by atlas cloud (atlascloud)
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
25 Feb 2025
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Excerpt from Part Two:
Inej just clicked her tongue, “They won’t like it.”
”What they don’t know can’t hurt them,” he replied pointedly.
“I’ve stepped foot on land for less than an hour and you already have me keeping secrets.” She shook her head, her mouth curving.
“It’s best to keep up practice, Wraith, for your skills to remain sharp.”
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The streets of Ketterdam whisper. In the caliginous night, in alleyways and darkened corners where the shadows are thickest. Under the burning gas lamps of West Stave and East, skittering with Barrel-born in lurid flash and the roaming nocturnal tourists out to sample the goods in capes and masks. From lips to ears. From district to district. From sweethearts in embrace to the clandestine pleasure takers to wide-eyed strangers to rivals from opposing gangs. The hushed words carried through the air, a fog collecting low on the damp flagstones, skimming over the murky black water of canals.
Dirtyhands, King of the Barrel rules his kingdom with an iron fist.
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A character study and a tale of healing.
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- Part 1 of Hope Is In Abundance With You At My Side
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03 Mar 2025
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He wasn't a Time Lord, or a vampire, or even the ghost of an English duke. But he had big eyes and big hands and a smile that was earnest and quietly devastating, if you were into that kinda thing. Besides, he was the only person in half a mile older than 15 and younger than 50.
So what if he was a little insane? She wasn't all that normal either. (GwenxDavid)
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- Part 1 of You Don't Spell It, You Feel It
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27 Feb 2025
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Violet-Tinted Glasses by Rozavie
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Charlie Series - Roald Dahl
15 Aug 2023
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The squirrels in Willy Wonka's factory taught the young Veruca Salt a hard, cruel lesson. Now, a decade later, the 20-year-old heiress is still reckoning with the emotional weight of being labelled a bad nut and being tossed down a garbage chute like so much as yesterday's garbage. She's determined to be good and to prove to the world that she's changed but, deep down, no matter how little she's asked for or how polite she's become, Veruca Salt has always felt rotten.
But then Violet slips back into her life. Their underhanded promise to become best friends as children blossoms into something more and Veruca is suddenly faced with wanting more than she's ever wanted for years.
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23 Feb 2025
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Breathe by violetsaren_tblue
Fandom: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types
24 Jun 2025
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21 Feb 2025
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the devil on the top of the mountain by MimiIvory
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Shaiman/Shaiman & Wittman/Greig, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-the book
11 Oct 2023
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Glenville is a town without a heart. Wonka cut it out. And the people are still fond of him. But not enough for Mr. Wonka. So, Wonka starts a competition and lays a trap-and well. He supposes that he'll need someone to take over, but that's hardly his primary concern.
Charlie Bucket is a good, poor little boy. He gets attached. He can't save them, though.
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11 Feb 2025
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Willy Wonka and the Five Looming Spectres of Death by sandwichgardener
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, charlie and the great glass elevator
30 May 2024
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Willy Wonka (the brand) brandishes a broad smile and a long cane. He talks in tantalizing tongue twisters, is an avid user of alliterative techniques and rhythmic tweaks, and always wraps his warped sentences with an exclamation point! He is weird, but not quiet, quite pointedly so. He’s out of this world — because with can-dees like these, nothing else can come with ease.
Ha. Ease. Funny thing, ease.
It's easy to blame the tour guide, isn't it?
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or, Willy Wonka is being haunted by four brats -- and that would've been fine, top-of-the-line fine, "mind your business and I'll mind mine"-fine, if Charlie hadn't gone and died too.
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11 Feb 2025
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Dancer Adjusting Her Shoulder Strap by adathoroughgood2018
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2025
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‘Well it doesn’t make any difference whether or not Malfoy wants a torrid love affair because he can’t have one on his own.’
‘Oh please. Are you trying to insinuate that if he rocked up to you with that face and that body, and said hey Granger let’s do something my Father will never hear about, you would walk away?!’
‘I am not going to have a torrid love affair with Malfoy!’
‘We’ll see.’ Ginny said knowingly.
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry's dropped a bombshell on everyone. Draco Malfoy's been recruited as his Auror Partner and 'he's not as bad as he used to be'. But if he's Harry's problem, why does it constantly seem to fall to Hermione to babysit that bloody ferret? And just how much babysitting is going to be expected of her?
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23 Jan 2025
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there’s a reason why no one bets against granger by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Dec 2024
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Hermione just wants to have lunch with her friends in peace.
If only the Auror Trainee Instructor wasn’t looking to get his ass kicked.
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- Part 4 of unrelated hp one-shots
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23 Jan 2025
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Absolutely Unbearable (And Other Numerous Ways to Describe Camping) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Nov 2024
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Draco Malfoy’s Secret Diary of Forced Fugitivity
Because Yes, I’m Now a Fugitive and Yes, I’m Absolutely Furious About It
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- Part 5 of Hermione's Harem
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23 Jan 2025
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There’s a new hire in Research. He’s small, and that is the word. He isn’t short, or squat – scrawny is closer to the mark but implies a sort of wiry lopsidedness that doesn’t fit right. He’s just small, like if you took an average sized person and scaled them down. He walks with a cane and keeps his head lowered. He wears some sort of brace or glove on his right hand. Silvery marks pepper his neck and jaw. He doesn’t seem to talk much.
“I’ve got a name,” Sasha reports, perching on the side of Tim’s desk. She’s just back from a coffee-machine gossip with Rachel, who had been ignored by the new hire in favour of staring at his shoes. “Jonathan.”
“Compensating for size with syllables, classic move.” Tim peers around her to mentally affix the name to the hunched figure curled into the corner desk. “Word of advice, avoid at all costs a one-night stand with an un-shortened ‘Bartholemew.’”
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- Part 2 of life after sense
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22 Jan 2025
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"My, My head hurts," he replied dumbly, "And I had a… A really terrible nightmare."
And god, did the last few years feel like a nightmare. A horrible, never-ending nightmare that twisted into shapes Jon never thought possible and took more from him than he knew he had to take.
"Must have been some nightmare," Tim hummed.
"It was," Jon laughed humorlessly.----------------
After the conclusion of the Watcher's Crown, Jon finds himself waking up in a much younger version of his own body, one that's still working with Tim and Sasha in research. Jon refuses to let this opportunity pass him by, refuses to let this world fall to the same fate as his. He'll do it better this time. He'll save everyone, no matter the cost.
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- Part 1 of Right By Them - A Fix-It of sorts
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18 Jan 2025
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When Hermione Granger is accidentally captured during a critical moment in the war, Draco Malfoy is more than ready to extract vital information about an impending attack on Malfoy Manor. But not everything goes according to plan.
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17 Jan 2025
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There have been a lot of challenges, but, finally, Hawkmoth and Ladybug are making a deal.
And Fred? Well, we'll see.(The final work in my lovely little Fred series)
^ ^ Pyro out
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- Part 11 of An Akuma Called Fred
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12 Jan 2025
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Sabrina blinked. “Okay, was anyone going to tell me that Marinette is a confirmed criminal and we have enough evidence to put her in jail or was I just supposed to discover that in a game of ‘Most Likely To’ myself?”
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“My turn!” Rose singsonged. “Person most likely to steal a cat from their owners, and go as far as taking off the cat’s tags and renaming it so she wouldn’t have to give it back?”
“That seemed very… targeted,” Mylène commented lightly.
Juleka sulked. “That’s because it was.”
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aka a fluff sleepover fic for the Miracuclass because I love them
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12 Jan 2025
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Alix Kubdel knows she's the class jock, the kid who's a superstar at sports but a total dummy when it comes to anything else. So, when the class is torn asunder by Lila Rossi and her stories of being 'bullied' by Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Alix makes her usual choice to sit back, stay out of things, and let a smarter person handle it. But when the situation gets so bad that Ladybug starts stripping heroes of their powers, Alix finds that keeping her head down isn't an acceptable option. For the sake of protecting the classmates she cares about--not to mention her future as the wielder of the Rabbit Miraculous--the self-proclaimed dummy is going to have to think of some way to determine the truth, expose the lies, and rescue her friends from Lila's toxic influence.
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12 Jan 2025
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“It’s just-” she breathed out before steeling herself, “Whenever I begin to try and tell someone about her lies she just- just pops up out of nowhere! It doesn’t matter if I’m in class or the locker rooms or- or in the toilets, and it’s been happening way too often to be some weird coincidence so I feel like she’s... done something.”
“Hmm... You really think so?” Adrien said as he directed his gaze towards Lila.
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Lila goes entirely too far when attempting to keep her lies a secret so Adrien and Marinette can only do one thing.
Take her down.
Ft. Sleuthing (with a sprinkle of the Ladynoir dynamic as civilians), Lila getting slapped in the face, and the entire school witnessing her oh-so-sweet downfall.
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09 Jan 2025
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what even is the magnus institute's dress code by thisisthebadplace
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Oct 2020
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It started, as most things in Tim’s life did, with a Hawaiian shirt.
Alternatively: None of the archives crew care about the Magnus Institute's dress code.
Just a tiny lil fic about the season 1 archives crew being disasters and annoying Elias.
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27 Dec 2024