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    “Be a warrior.”

    From the moment he accepted the boy’s offer, Macaque knows how it’s going to end.

    Or: Macaque knows that Wukong has been holding back, and what happens when he doesn't. It doesn't change his decision.

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    28 Jun 2025

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    On the one hand, ‘Ben’ was the best babysitter Anakin had ever hired. He worked for free, was the main thing. But Anakin’s kids actually liked him. They ended the day with all the same limbs they’d started with. Anakin came home from work to four children doing their homework and (some sort of) dinner on the table. ‘Ben’ even made Anakin’s lunch every day. Oh, and he was really, truly, incredibly attractive. (Which shouldn’t matter. But it did, a little bit.)

    On the other hand, neither he nor Anakin knew his real name, who he was, what he did for a living, if he already had a family waiting for him at home, or where ‘home’ even was. So that was a bit of a wrinkle.

    Or, Obi-Wan has amnesia (of a fashion). It’s an Overboard AU.

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    06 Jun 2024

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    Explains:
     ● how to make a work skin;
     ● how to view fics' work skin rules;
     ● how to colorize text and circle words and highlight backgrounds (examples in head-note), and change and resize your fonts;
     ● how to turn all links blue-underscore automatically;
     ● the CSS code for diacritics to render properly, e.g.: “ầ” & “ồ” (with diacritics not superimposed), or “ị” (with underdot directly beneath, not kerned to the left), without breaking words such as “gầu” or “vịt” (using a monotype font for these letters would create gaps to each side of the ầ or the ị). Head-note has corrected examples;
     ● Site Skin addenda to block / shrink tags, and block authors / works;
     ● even a quick way (code included) to simply make a Site Skin so that you can read everything in your font of preference!

    Full code is included.

    I read, appreciate, and reply to all of your comments — they're always welcome!

    𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆, 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆! ❤️

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    18 Aug 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    This series will have the main fic, the tweets and bonus tweets, and a sad ending for the fic. In that order.

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    05 Oct 2022

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    “They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.

    “How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.

    Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.

    “No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.

    “We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.

    (The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)

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    22 Jun 2022