Spoonzi
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Chapters ARE NOT connected and aren’t even in the same universe. The only reason I will be posting them together is because they stemmed from the same idea. You DO NOT have to read both they are stand alone.
Chapter 1: Malcolm/Martin. Never Arrested AU.
Chapter 2: JT/Malcolm/Tally (to come)
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Chapter One: Malcolm Whitly didn’t enjoy Christmas all that much, not since his father’s arrest — even then, he never had the full grasp of the true meaning of the holiday, not as much as the Arroyos.
Chapter Two: Malcolm Bright has untouched vacation time, just in time for Christmas with his lovers.
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Eve has thinks she likes, things she loves, and things she favors.
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Rose Colored Sentances by Spoonzi
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Jul 2020
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June Theme: Soulmate AU
Jaskier‘s views on being Geralt’s Soulmate.
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Stackson Week Day Five, Prompt: Dark AU.
“Everything is red. His clothes, his hands, his teeth.”
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Various Ricks and their sad pasts with unrequited and required loves.
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This series is not a consistent series, it will be updated randomly for when I have ideas for it. There will probably be many parts because they won’t be very long.
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~Thomas Everett & Clancy Dawnburrow (6/?) [Warnings: There Will Be Smut]- Words:
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These aren’t betad unless stated otherwise. We die like men for the hp bingo.
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The pack needs magic, and Lassiter just found it. The problem is... the human with the magic is an idiot.
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30 May 2025
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treat me like one of your book boyfriends by saffroncassis
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 May 2025
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It starts with one book, then two, then Sanji brings home a whole pile of schlocky romance novels from every bookstore at every port, and Zoro doesn’t know why it’s pissing him off. Maybe it’s the men on the covers of some of them, because why is it necessary, really, for a straight man to read gay romance?
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29 May 2025
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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16 May 2025
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This love is red by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 May 2025
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“Insanity would be a hot look on you,” Deadpool claims boldly.
“You would think that. Like attracts like,” Spidey says, elbowing him.OR: The one in which they’re both lowkey crazy.
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16 May 2025
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Can I just call in sick or something?”
Hermione chuckled into her tea. “Call in sick from a binding magical contract? I don’t think so, Harry.”
He wheezed. “A what?”
“Ohh dear.” She said awkwardly. “Well, you’ve agreed to, erm, a magical ceremony. Of sorts. It, it reads your magical signature and determines a list of eligible witches that are best matched to you.”
His stomach sank with every word she said. “And then I, what, have to marry them?”
“Oh no no, don’t worry, not that. But you do have to, erm, date them. The one you choose, from the list.”
"The list. Right."
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28 Apr 2025