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    The "Wait Aren't They Probably Famous??" Series by

    Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan

    13 Jul 2021

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    Have you ever thought to yourself, "hey, wait, wouldn't this character probably be famous if they actually existed?" This is the series for it. PJO/HoO/ToA/KC content, with a sprinkle of MLB.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    the jackson files by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)  

    14 Jul 2020

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    Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakes
    Does anyone know who the fuck Percy Jackson is???

    Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd
    Whomst?

    Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakes
    Check rachel dares insta story

    Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd
    k

    Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd
    Okay somebody find out who this kid is right damn now.

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    Rachel Elizabeth Dare posts a video of Percy on her instagram story. it all just spirals from there.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    Protocol Baby-Boss by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    13 Dec 2024

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    Peter is the heir of stark industries and should probably be panicking over the upcoming field trip to SI but he really can't bring himself to care. He's just so tired of his classmates not beliving him.

    Or: my take on the field trip trope because there aren't enough of them out there

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    23 Jul 2025

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    the jones-watson-parkers by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    01 Jun 2022

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    “You are not married to Michelle Jones,” Johnny says, disbelief coloring every word. “The Michelle Jones? Like the most famous actress of our generation? Ms. Michelle ‘I got a Ph.D. in psychology by twenty-six and randomly got scouted as a model and turned to acting’ Jones? You’re fucking with me.”

    Nobody believes Peter when he says he’s married to Michelle Jones.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    No Gluten by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    25 Jan 2025

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    “Why did you buy me a muffin?”

    Luffy shrugged. “I wanted to. It’s gluten-free, so it’s cool, right?”

    “You,” Law repeated. “Wanted to.”

    (Or: It’s just a muffin. Now if only Law could believe that.)

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    18 Feb 2025