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    “You do have the instincts of a fighter, after all.”

    William didn’t let it show, but that did take him by surprise—he thought he’d been doing a pretty decent job concealing that particular side of him.

    “Oh, do I give it away that easily?” he responded without missing a beat. “My self-defense tutor would be disappointed—my brothers insisted we hire him after I was kidnapped some time ago. He always said the element of surprise was to be my best weapon.”

    Sherlock smirked, probably seeing right through him.

    “Clever man,” he conceded, but William knew he wasn’t talking about his “tutor”. He was forced to suppress yet another smile. Damn you, Holmes.

    We didn't have enough sherliam interactions in canon that were just "I know you know I know you know, but I have to pretend that I don't know" so I'm here to add some more (this fic is pretty much just a love letter to the catch me if you can scene).

    But also: what if Sherlock figured out what William's planning just a little earlier?

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    “He called me my Naruto,” he said.

    “Did he? In the one I read, he signed off with “Ardently yours”.”

    (Or, the day after his birthday, Naruto receives a burlap sack of hundreds of love letters that he was definitely not meant to read. Sasuke is either dead or dying—and he’s nowhere to be found. Not to worry, Naruto will find him. Again.)

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    The article contains an analysis of the ways in which the plot conveys the relationship between Naruto and Sasuke and how it can be interpreted. I hope you’ll enjoy it!

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    Sasuke doesn’t even like sweets.
    So of course he owns a bakery.
    And of course the loud, tattooed menace who keeps coming in for pastries is the one who makes him start craving something else entirely.

    Or:
    The pastry chef is emotionally repressed.
    The tattoo artist eats like he’s never had sugar before.
    There’s one stolen spatula, one "borrowed" tattoo needle, two idiots in love, and a very tasteful canelé tattoo.

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    It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.

    Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.

     

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