TaihraSage



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    Life as a Ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

    Shikako's day starts normal and then takes an abrupt nosedive into the impossible. (Good thing that the Lucky Sevens specialise in the impossible.)

    [formerly titled Reacting to Sunshine]

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    14 Jan 2025

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    Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara Ara

    By cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself woken up as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into something that will not only keep me from an early grave, but also how to change it to a force of change in this messed up world.

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    16 Nov 2024

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    Someday soon I’m going to die, I’m going to die and then I’m going to throw the biggest tantrum ever seen by a dead person. Hell will have nothing on my rage, Satan himself will be so scared he’ll fly right back to daddy and beg for mercy, and do you want to know why?

    Because I have a bone to pick with the absolute, unmitigated arsehole that thought It would be funny for me to spend my second life as a jedi, and not just any jedi, a jedi born just before everything went to hell in a handbasket.

    I died in one world and woke up as an infant in a galaxy very very far away from where I was supposed to be, left on the steps of the jedi temple Dumbledore style with a note and a name.

    What's a Jedi to do?

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    03 Jan 2023

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    Anakin is just another flesh bag born into slavery; the result of her mother being rented out one misfortunate night. Shmi had an easy birth, older than most poor girls, but it was still bloody and painful. When the new mother pushes one last time, the uncaring midwife cuts her child’s cord and lays the baby on her chest. Shmi breathes out, blinks to clear her teary vision, before facing the yellow haired, blue-eyed wonder before her.

    Some of the other house slaves ask her who was the father, for Shmi is dark haired and has soft brown eyes that are weary with the years. The child is striking to behold, and some slaves even warn her to cover the young one with dirt to put off the Hutt’s greedy eyes.

    Every time Shmi smiles as if in a daze and replies, “There was no father. She is the Mother’s Daughter, a Child of the Sands.”

    Or: Anakin is a girl, and the Force has plans for her and her people.

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    30 Dec 2022

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    If you had a chance to do it over again, make things better, would you take it?

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    Harry fakes it 'til he makes it.

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    Harry -somehow- accidentally goes back in time.

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    30 Apr 2020