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    For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.

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    11 Feb 2025

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    The grocery order was the same every week, and every week it came with the same instructions: Don’t ring the bell. Leave it and go.

     

     

    It wasn’t the most polite message, but that’s about what you expected from someone with a grocery list like this...You figured it was an older man.

    Takes place in FatWS era-world, but is in no way canon or timeline compliant. Just a good, old, grump gills Bucky with his short hair and one-sleeved murder jacket sort of au.

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    09 Feb 2025

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    There's something different in your head now, something dangerous. Unable to trust yourself or anyone around you, you find yourself with no other option than to take up Tony Stark's offer to stay at the Avengers Tower until you can figure out the mess inside you.

    You're not the only one.

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    07 Feb 2025

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    Bucky expected it to be an easy takedown of a small-time rogue. Instead, he finds himself in a bizarre situation that even his military-grade tactics can't straighten out. It's about time he sees that the smallest foes can cause the biggest headaches. (Bucky x villain!reader)

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    "𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪-" 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘥-𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦- "𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳?"

    𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥.

    "𝘋𝘶𝘥𝘦!" 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘹 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘯. "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳?

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Bucky Barnes x Telepathic Reader

    All you wanted was simplicity. You had moved to Washington, DC for a better start - to get away from what you were, to get away from what you were expected to be. You never thought you’d meet the Captain America in a bar just three days after moving. You never thought there would be a dangerous person in your apartment just hours after meeting him.

    Beginning with the events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Hydra sends its most deadly weapon after a powerful telepath untested in the range of her abilities. Intrigued by the broken pieces of his mind, the two of you make an agreement: he helps you hide from Hydra, and you repair and salvage what’s left of his memories.

    (Rating changed to Mature for violence, and some sexual themes in later chapters)

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    15 Jan 2025