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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Leto Atreides II, God Emperor of the Universe, has no sexual functionality whatsoever. But due to his sandworm morphology, maybe there's still a way for him to get off after all.

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    27 May 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Gimli lightly laid a hand on Legolas’s bare shoulder. “Legolas, wake,” Gimli softly and calmly said. Then he pulled his hand back.

     

    Legolas chose to wake Gimli the way that Legolas himself knew worked – he tapped Gimli’s shoulder and whispered close to his ear, “Gimli, wake!”

     

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    The inseparable – indeed cohabitating – dwarf and elf take care of one another through thick and thin. Which, in this case, means insomnia and nightmares. Very small references to anything unpleasant, here. This is comfort, softness, and the warmth of love, however you choose to name it.

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    22 Dec 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Sam stays over when it snows... and sometimes when it doesn't. (COMIC)

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    04 Nov 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    The first time it happens is after the first blizzard of the winter, when Sam comes home late and half-frozen from helping dig out neighbours in and around Hobbiton:

    “You’re positively frozen out, Sam,” Frodo says, gingerly touching Sam’s ears which, he’s certain, went numb ‘round noon. “You’ve got to be more careful, you’ll catch your death like that.”

    Sam laughs, takes Frodo’s wrist and squeezes. “I seem to remember when we were tweens, you’d forget your own head if it weren’t attached to your shoulders. You and Mister Bilbo both, most forgetful Hobbits I swore I ever met. I’ll be alright, da’.” He says it, that little word, in jest. Something to tease Frodo out of his worries (especially the thought of Sam catching his death), but instead, Frodo freezes, and then something very curious happens.

    Frodo turns very, very pink.

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    04 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    03 Nov 2021

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