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    Allied alleles by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    10 Jul 2023

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    Fox was lucky, the last left alive because if the Kaminoans hate deviance a lot, they hate waste more.
    Silent genes, they told him, as he stood at parade rest and tried not to scream.
    He wonders what test this cadet’s batch failed.

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    Rex and Fox grow up to be best frenemies. This somehow saves the galaxy.

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    06 Dec 2024

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    Galaxy-Saving Memes by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    17 Jan 2022

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    You can only access the page if you're GAR. The Coruscant Guard decides to infiltrate it because they are tired of being ignored, and honestly? Their memes are way better.

    Or, the Guard saves millions of lives through stupid internet posts.

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    17 May 2024

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    shoulder the sky by

    Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

    15 Jun 2025

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    10 May 2024

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    snipers solve 99% of all problems by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    22 Feb 2025

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

    Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

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    Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (filling up my coffee cup) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    07 Apr 2024

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    There is occasionally a certain point one reaches during the attempt to attain a goal where one decides that the goal is just not worth it.

    Unfortunately, this also often coincides with being at a point in the attainment of that goal where it’s too damn late and you’re just gonna have to suck it up, buttercup, and get your shit together and do it anyway.

    Tim is pretty sure this shit is absolutely not worth it, but it’s too late now and even if it wasn’t, Mama ain’t raise no fuckin’ quitter.

    Or:

    Tim’s quest to bring Bruce back from his Time-Travel-Super-Vacation goes horribly topsy-turvey when Ra's takes a more pro-active approach to keeping Tim prisoner, and he ends up in an alternate universe where he never existed, and everybody is disorientingly well-adjusted and weirdly obsessed with his “wellness”, whatever that means.

    Tim hates mystical artifacts.

    (Alternate universe Better Batfam trope)

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    21 Mar 2024