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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Over the years the Starks slowly find their way back to Winterfell. After Robb is the last to leave and first to return, more of his siblings filter back into their childhood home.

    So much has changed, and yet so much is still the same. Between surviving their parents and adulthood, and their complicated romantic entanglements, the Starks find that their paths are easiest when they're together.

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    16 Apr 2025

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    Quen felt peculiar up on the dais, flanked by stags and lions and wolves.

    The Usurper had once been a formidable man, with blazing eyes and a massive war hammer. Now, he was just a red-faced fat man, a pathetic drunk who ate as gracefully as a half-starved hog.

    His Queen seemed to be a perpetually unhappy woman. Cersei Lannister was as beautiful as the singers said, though the woman had all the warmth of a dead fish.

    She might have done well in the north, Quen thought, almost pitying.

    (Or: The gods in their blind malice give Theon the feeble body of a woman.)

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    14 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    In which Cersei has a pregnancy, Tywin has a shotgun, Brienne has a bridezilla, Jaime and Stannis have an evil plan, and Robert has the BEST! STAG! EVER!!!

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    13 Jan 2025

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    Possible contender for the best thing I have ever consumed. Read like a sitcom with a million interconnected plot threads. Utterly confusing.

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    After nearly killing the Stark family in some kind of drunken rage, it would seem that Theon Greyjoy simply disappeared off of the face of the Earth. At least, until he stumbled out of the woods two years later, down several limbs and towing a missing girl along with him. The Stark family is left to make sense of the aftermath and the dawning realization that the Bastard Slasher wasn't as far in the past as they all thought.

    (aka, what if I made a Theon-centric modern setting AU where all of the Stark's survive, Ramsay is a serial killer, and I manage to pack in as much angst and hurt/comfort as I can manage? this fic. this fic is what happens).

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    08 Jan 2025

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    Brienne gives up on love just in time for love to move in next door. Suddenly, the girl who rescues everyone has someone rescuing her. He's gorgeous, needy, sweet, funny... the ideal man, really, or at least the ideal man for her.

    Too bad he doesn't actually exist.

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    07 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    strongly believe that Robb and Theon are on the DL in this